Cold Turkey

turkey that has been sitting out to long and has become cold. duh! assfuckers

or has been sitting in the fridge.
Buck:Hey John, are you eating Cold Turkey?
John:Yes, this is cold turkey.
by AJL,. the cool man dgjihdg December 08, 2006
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Cold Turkey

Cold Turkey – The act of getting high by a fully fledged drug addict. A feeling similar to that of being thrown, naked and asleep, into a relentlessly cold ocean. In the dark.
"Theres no weed and i don't feel right, looks like i'm goin cold turkey"
by daesson July 24, 2008
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Cold Turkey

A sexual act where a man first shaves all the hair off of his testicles (to give his genitals a turkey-like appearance) then packs ice into his hand, and masturbates onto a person with his "cold turkey"
Daaaaaaamn bitch. I heard you got cold turkeyed by Steve three times last night!
by rewriter June 10, 2008
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to go cold turkey

to suddenly and completely stop doing something, esp. a bad habit
My new roommate is intolerant to tobacco, so I had to go cold turkey. It's awful!
by pochtarenko July 17, 2013
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go cold turkey

go cold turkey :Many people who attempt to quit smoking do so by going cold turkey rather than by gradually cutting down.
by yo.up December 11, 2016
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Cold Turkey Szn

The season of cold turkey where if someone is putting NNN into jeopardy, you must stop them and tell them “it’s Cold Turkey Szn.”
Kayla: Oh no! Step bro, I’m stuck under the table. Please help me!
Brady: No! It’s Cold Turkey Szn!
Kayla: Oh shoot, my bad.
by Wawn Tawn November 04, 2019
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Cold turkey fat slapper

Cold turkey fat slapper ; is a girl, usually a lesbian, who uses a turkey baster to try get pregnant.
OH well, did the Cold turkey fat slapper ask you for some cum?
by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020
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