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Chard

A term used to describe a friend. In English; "mate", "kidda", "Lad". Mainly used amongst groups of scouse males.
When you speak to your friend. "You ok" friend "Yer Chard"
by Munkey_man December 30, 2006
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Chard

A Weird looking man that usually smells like shit. He usually has weird doo doo marks on his neck.
Hes known to be really annoying, and stupid. He enjoys sniffing his own farts.
He fingers his butthole, and licks off any crap on his fingers.
He wears diapers too.
Ew whats that thing over there?

Thats Chard Licking His Booty Shit.
by goose1111 April 3, 2009
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Chard

To 'Chard' something is to twist events so that an unwitting party will comply with your demands. Using white lies and incorrect facts to lure young people into sexual deeds.

Often associated with dirty old men.
"So how did you get her to go down on you, you lucky old git?"

"I just kept on Charding her until she gave in, I even made up some bullshit on the spot. She was eating out of the palm of my hands by the"
by Stinkyminky December 4, 2012
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charded it up

To chard something up, more commonly used in the past tense - to have charded it up - is to commit an act of embarrassing ineptitude, often incoporating stupidity, in a particularly depressing and characteristic manner.
As Mark dropped a catch he was berated by his friends because he charded it up.
by Richard J Joyce August 3, 2005
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R-chard

Awesome major hottie 1337 n00b pwn star. If you come in contact with him, you'll get pwned.
OMG did you see that R-chard? He's so lyk totally hawt!
by R-chard April 3, 2008
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Chard/chardi

A sexy beast who is handsome and ripped and good at sports
by 152626 January 15, 2018
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Chard To A Crisp Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger that comes with Swiss chard
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chard To A Crisp Burger, it's served with Swiss chard!"
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