man the cannon

when you need to grab onto another mans penis before he cums

Man "dude im gonna cum! Man the cannon!"

by Dr C Swagger February 23, 2014

Packing the Cannon

Another term for anal sex.

Example 1

Guy1: Dude, how was your night with Jessica?
Guy2: Man, i couldnt believe it, i spent half the night packing the cannon.

Example 2

Dude, you never pack the cannon!

by XxSleevesxX February 24, 2010

Shannon the Cannon

Famous porn star most notably known for her roles in bestiality films and gang bangs. Also auditioned for a part in the "Dick in a Box" jingle.

Did you see Shannon the Cannon in "DOGGYstyle" and "Who Knew Horses Can Do That"?

by derkaderkastan February 1, 2010

The Cannon Group

Correct pronunciation of The Cannon Group
Incorrect use: Cannon Group

Dare you face the kick?

by tito December 30, 2004

The Cannon

When you see a sexy female and you want to say something but you don't because you don't want to get shot down in front of people or shot down period.

When you freeze up and don't know how to act when you see a gorgeous girl you even start acting a bit nerdy as a side effect.

Girl walks past you, shes the most beautiful girl you have ever seen,then The Cannon comes in where you turn stare smile throw a head nod and then turn around and don't do anything.

Girl walks past sexy as can be, you turn see her and then start rattling off math or scientific terms that pushes her away causing The Cannon.

by KiDLazY April 30, 2011

The Cannon

The act of taking a large dump in a female`s vagina then proceeding to use your fist and or penis to pack the fecal mass deep inside the cavity.

Jill was feeling very creative last night, so we did the cannon.

by Lando Comando 25 December 15, 2008

wax the cannon

to jerk your gerkin. to masturbate. to wank off.

"dude my wrist is so freakin sore because I wax the cannon like 8 times a day."

by sam west January 10, 2008