beetling

Throwing unrefined, wholewhweat flour into a sleeping victim's face so that they look like weavles are crawling all over them.

Since he hated bugs so much, once he passed out, he was in for a beetling.

by nenaandphill September 15, 2008

smashing beetles

An act of futility/ derived from the unseen but refered-to character in Game of Thrones, Cousin Orson Lannister, who spends his time smashing beetles.

I appears that putting up 'No Smoking' signs is only smashing beetles –– kuu, kuu.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 13, 2019

Lady Beetle

The act of masturbating in the shower whilst laying on your back with your legs up resting against the shower screen or the tiles..

Dude i was doing the lady beetle in the shower last nite the warm water hitting me in the face made it easier for me to think of a fat slut giving me a golden shower while i was jerkin my dick..

by badman2232 September 14, 2009

Green Beetle

Terrible STD contracted commonly while having intercourse in Green Volkswagens. Upon contracting the “green beetle” one can feel symptoms such as euphoria, pride then later cramping. Should colonization occur there may be extreme persistent itching, discharge, rash, oozing and stench.

Juan contracted a bad case of the green beetle.

by Gladus!$$gB August 06, 2021

Beetle Claw

When the male proceeds to insert his index and middle finger into a females butthole and his thumb into her snatch, resulting in a claw like grasp giving the male full control of the females body.

Dude, Tyrone totally just gave Mandy a beetle claw and there was nothing she could do to escape his grasp.

by Snatchlover420 September 29, 2011

Dong beetle

A dong beetle is a man or woman who, like a dung beetle feeding almost exclusively on dung, feeds almost exclusively on cock - viz, by sucking it. It is thus a synonym for a penis-loving whore.

Jorge's mom is quite the dong beetle. She ate my rod up for five hours straight!

by Jimmy McGee February 09, 2009

Hercules Beetle

An absolutely ALL POWERFUL beetle that has crab like pincers has a head.

It's said that Hercules Beetle the Inkt Bug came down from heaven to bless this
race of beetle with coolness beyond comprehension.

Dude the hercules beetles are fighting holy shit dude.

by Hercules Beetle#9123 February 23, 2021