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In the brain

To be a spastic, Retarded in the brain, Or to have no capacity to have a brain
"Jed is so in the brain, and i think everyone agrees"
by Lhyle Millar January 12, 2008
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paper bullets of the brain

To "fire off" hurtful words, to talk smack.
"Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humor?" -Benedick, Much Ado About Nothing, Shakespeare
by hey nonny August 27, 2006
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Vaginal fluid on the brain

Vaginal fluid on the brain, is when you cant think of anything else but vaginal fluid and sex. Approximatley 99% of human males are affected.
Dude1: man i cant stop thinking of sex today

Dude2: Sounds like you have a case vaginal fluid on the brain.
by micky mcgee June 29, 2011
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Easy on the Brain

To remark or boast about an easy puzzle or task that was completed or a top score that was reached in a game.
by Cuber Chris August 31, 2020
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Walking the Brain

To pull your ballsack out of your fly and then zip to a suitable point as to which the sack becomes taut; the balls assuming the shape of the two sides of the brain whilst veins serve to add to the realism of the shape.

The ultimate purpose of such a maneuver being to offend when engaging in light conversation with others, subsequently enjoying the outrage when they discover the brain, whilst throughout experiencing the gentle caress of a light breeze on the sack.

Essentially a ball walk but requiring more art to pull off effectively and comfortably yet yielding a much more comical and appropriate name.
Jonny enjoyed walking the brain on a spring day, he was surprised just how long it took some people to notice his nuts were out during his strolls.
by JonnyPye November 13, 2009
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dump on the brain

(N) The term used to explain the phenomenon that occurs when one has an intense need to take a massive dump. All cognitive processing is rendered hopeless. Often, even the simplest of questions seem like logarithms. Ones only thoughts consist of preventing the mud butt blast. Images of sharting in ones underpants haunt the afflicted.

In addition to cognitive processing, motor skills are also affected, mainly in the extremities. The focus, rather, is shifted to sphincter control. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to, pigeon walking, buttcheek clenching, hand on the anus, short choppy steps that appear similar to watching a midget run, all of which culminate in the jogging in place once you reach the toilet, scrambling to assume the position. Facial expressions such as the blue eagle are quite common and often one becomes fishbelly white in the face.
Jon was asked a simple question such as "What are some of your hobbies?" Since he had dump on the brain, his answer was less than sufficient and he was not hired at Wendy's.

Sean was on a conference call when he was immediately stricken with dump on the brain. Whats worse, he forgot to hit the mute button as his asshole exploded into the toilet.
by S. Bruno May 14, 2008
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Dick on the brain

A reference used to describe a person who constantly thinks about penis.
Rob: "You know Tom, i find he constantly thinks about penis."

Luke: "You could say he has dick on the brain."
by Robwhite March 7, 2009
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