Slappin' the bass

male term meaning to masturbate.

guy 1: what the shit- what took you so long? fappin?

guy 2: eh..no. only tiny peckered fools "fap" I was Slappin' the bass.

guy 1: touche.

by MadaoxSama September 30, 2009

Fingering the bass

To "finger the bass" means to finger a vagina with skill. Bass guitarists are known to have skilled fingers, and fast hands, and often "finger" the notes to produce the sounds on their instrument. This is also a pun on the word "bass" and "bass", "bass" being short for a bass guitar, and "bass" being a type of fish. Vaginas are often referred to as being "fishy". Haha, great pun, I know!

"So, since you're a skilled bass guitarist, does that mean you'll be good at 'fingering the bass', as it were?"

by J Saville September 29, 2013

Face to the bass

The term for when you are front row at a concert and you are very close to the speakers and/or subwoofers.

"I had my face to the bass at the Skrillex show last night!"

by Dh09 February 19, 2013

Slap the Bass

Prenounced Shlap the Bahzz or Shlappin za Bahzz means a girl just going to town on her vag with a bass slapping form

Just before bed Jenny decided to Slap the Bass to hide her sorrows of another night of not getting fucked from her boyfriend of over 7 years.

by fuck it hoe May 1, 2009

Drop the bass

I famous lyric from skrillex's remix of Benny bennasi's cinema, often used in vines as well as memes.

skrillex: d-d-d-drop the bass

by Delta_xiii December 10, 2016

tapp the bass

When u do a girl on ur bass system with a hardcore song on!

I tapp the bass with jennifer last weekend in my trunk!

by xxKroNicNinjaxx November 19, 2011

Slap the bass february

Its the most important thing to do in february

Damn I gotta slap that bass it's slap the bass february

by Fasolakis September 30, 2020