two ton tessie

a fat bitch

pete: hey marv look at that two ton tessie over there, marv: haha oh yeah shes fat as fuck!

by Mr.46 November 29, 2011

two ton tessy

a enormously fat fucking female.

weederdude check out that two ton tessy.

doobyman i'd hit it.

by shenzy August 8, 2008

playmate tessi fans

being the ultimate simps who are so beyond crazy its impossible

"dude their really playmate tessi fans"

by playmate tessi April 19, 2021

Ash aka Mr. Salt aka Tessie

A person who rizzes on people for no reason and spits no game.

I was minding my own business when Ash aka Mr. Salt aka Tessie walks up to me and tries to rizz me

by Idk A Name 69 May 25, 2024

Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti

A very weird person indeed
Doesn't realise what happens around them and their friend has a secret

"Omg Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti is so weird"

by Ian sarain August 12, 2021

Tessie

Australian slang word for a tesla.

Oh look at that tessie, Elons really invaded Australia.

by AusSlang1 May 13, 2025

Tessy

A selfie with an exposed testicle, where the person has given consent.

My brother took a tessy with a guy on the subway.

by newdef August 27, 2021