tenner bag

£10 worth of weed weighs 1.9(inc bag)

can i have a tenner bag

by folb a lob January 3, 2008

Cole tenner

Pro skater from the scheme in Scotland often seen at shred skatepark doing kick turns and ollies

Yeah Cole shred the Knar shred the Knar Cole tenner!

by NIBBANOCAP March 5, 2019

Soggy Tenner

To wrap ones penis in two 5 quid notes and engage in furious sex with a consenting partner. Sometimes the notes are put into a condom other times the notes are simply taped to the penis.

Guy 1: S'up, get up to much at the weekend?

Guy 2: Sure did man, I gave the girl from the sandwich place a soggy tenner, she loved it.

Gut 1: Nice!

by PDawgWillRideYourMaInTheBog January 21, 2013

Top Tenner

Someone who's iPod is comprised only of songs that have been on the iTunes top ten songs list.

Jake is such a top tenner, he keeps playing new Eminem and Over by Drake.

by DomoSwag October 19, 2011

soapy tenner

Far from being the work of any one individual, the phrase Soapy Tenner has existed since the agricultural revolution, when Jethrow Tull - fresh from inventing either the seed drill or the spinning jenny - staggered into a local house of ill repute, and demanded a 'soapy titwank' to wash the filth that clung to his nether regions.

The quick witted whore replied that she'd want a 'soapy tenner' before she let him ream her jubblies with his filthy love-wand, and Tull agreed.

after shooting a sticky load into her hair, he proceeded to knee her in the crotch and run off without paying. The phrase 'Soapy Tenner' came to mean a tenner you're never likely to see.

I bet you a soapy tenner Jethrow Tull didn't invent the spinning jenny, fool.

by Leonard Hatred December 14, 2008

Tenner

A person who is exceptionally attractive; someone so good-looking they are considered a perfect "10 out of 10." Often used to describe someone you find incredibly hot or aesthetically pleasing.

"Did you see the new barista? Absolute tenner, I swear."
"My friend just set me up on a blind date, and she was a tenner. I'm buzzing."

Oh my god, he's such a tenner.

by MrBigArms June 19, 2025

Tenner

A not so classy guy with not so high standards for the ladies. A Tenner is the type of guy that hits threes off the court but misses on the court.

Dude 1: You were so hammered last night, you were acting like such a Tenner
Dude 2: I know bro, but I just needed the room
Dude 1: But she was a fucking three
Dude 2: Its just a Tenner thing bro

by roey and jonathan December 10, 2019