Tediz

Are evil killer teddy bears who speak in gibbish.They are from the videogame, Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Conker : *walks in with machine guns and sees two "Doctor" Tediz* Oh,...this is a bit different.*puts away guns*What are those guys ? Oh, great, more Tediz . "

Tedi # 1 : " ....Really that's incredible . "

Tedi # 2 : " What if you were to give this game, to say...twenty intelligent people. Honestly, what would that do ? Let's face it what would it do ? "

Tedi # 1 : Really,that's very interestin- " .

Conker reloads his machine guns.

Tedi # 2 : What the f*ck ! It's that bloody squirrel ! Quick get into character ! "

Tedi # 1 & 2 :Whadatada ! Whatsea buta stonea ! Atatatatat ! "

by rwirsing June 19, 2006

telisification

an unexpected erection a man recieves that can't be explained it can only be that the unconscience mind is thinkin of Ms. Telis

Sam just got telisified during the process of telisification while looking at Ashley Homa

by $WAGG May 30, 2009

Theliz No

Not a word but a popular Zambian phrase.
It comes from a short sentence "There's no."

Theliz no quarantine this year.

by Musonda Bemba. January 9, 2021

Telezombie

1. Someone watching a TV programme/show which is incredibly boring but keeps them just interested enough to not stop watching.

2. A telepathic/telekinetic zombie.

1. When he accidentally flicked to America's next top model, the whole room turned into telezombies.

2. Your worst nightmare.

by Lord Aexerus December 24, 2010

Teligh

Teligh is a beautiful understanding girls with long brown hair and blue eyes that shine in the sun, you won’t find anyone else like her.

Damn, she is beautiful, she mist be a Teligh.

by unknown._.kimbe May 5, 2019

Telicia

A super duper cool person.

Oh look, there’s Telicia! She’s a super duper cool person

by Teliciaissuperdupercool August 27, 2019

Telido

Telido is a term coined by the ''Mestizo'' during the ww2 trench warfare to describe a civillian with awesome broom-handle-mauser skills. It predates the usage of the four winds arsenal and the battle of Mindinao. It as caught some flack in modern day society for the terminology of assassins by the uncovered operations from the filipino prince who ordered the massacre ofall immigrants from the western world after the first world war. Today it no longer exists in the Tagalog lanquage because of censorship and pow camps references tied with it.

"I couldn't help but pray this telido would just put the barrel down or risk slaughtering my whole squad troop with such awesome gun-slinging skills, ya know what I mean man!"

by Jimboissupercoolandspicy September 2, 2008