Telepathetic

When two or more people have the same bad idea at the same time.

Things were looking up for the movement, but then, as often happens, the protestors became telepathetic. Without speaking a word, they simultaneously decided that it would be best to throw themselves off the cliff into the icy waters below. None survived.

by Squibward Bound July 19, 2012

Telepathetic

To communicate a thought to someone and suddenly, the person next to you had the same thought.

Thing 1: Yo that lady looks like a twig!
Thing 2: I was literally about to say that!
Thing 1: Bro we're telepathetic!

by muahahaha143243 January 24, 2014

Telepathetic

When you answer the phone and know the other persons a loser!

I knew you were going to call loser becuase I'm telepathetic!

by ilookmarvlus March 9, 2010

Telepathetic

Having the ability to see the future of totally useless events and no ability whatsoever to foresee anything useful.

Mary," Sue, I kept dreaming all night about spilled coffee."

Then a coworker walks in laughing about the boss spilled coffee all over his shirt .

Sue asks Mary to pick a lottery ticket and Mary picks a loser.

Sue."Thanks Mary, you must be telepathetic!"

by kaoschikk January 25, 2010

Telepathetic

The psychic ability people develop that allows them to detect pathetic losers from a comfortable distance.

From Monique's unique position, upside down on the pole as it were, and her keenly honed telepathetic abilities she new which guys had the cash she needed for the night.

by Plagerdiasus III June 11, 2015

Telepathetic

someone who has a really crappy phone.

Tara was really telepathetic, she still had a flip-phone.

by patrickslovesherspongebob November 22, 2011

telepathetic

(tel-e-pa-thet-ic)
-adjective

1. When two or more people acknowledge the other's discovery of humor in something that is absolutely serious, of course, without the utterance of anything but a chuckle.

Through telepathetic acknowledgement, an inevitable giggle sounded from the two when a paraplegic entered the room.

by Hellaphunt October 30, 2008