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technotarded

I am so technotarded, You have to call me if you send me an e-mail!
by angelenabalabeana April 29, 2011
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technotarded

One who is ignorant to or inept in working with technology, computers, and other advanced devices.
"How do i post this picture off my smartphone? Im sorry im technotarded"
by *john-boy* June 6, 2014
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technowastaken

Technowastaken is a ship between the popular Minecraft streamers Technoblade and Dream. Never mentoin this on stream, never. Technowastaken is also commonly referred to as Dreamnoblade.
''Hey, what MCYTs ships do you like?'' ''I like Technowastaken!''
by marmar04 October 14, 2021
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technocrat

San Francisco's young and wealthy, tech start-up "millennial" class.
Of course, the Technocrats only drink Philz gourmet coffee.
by Gus Medina March 29, 2015
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technovation

short for "technology and innovation" - a radical new approach, process or product from a technological sphere or dimension.
The technovation amazon, Microsoft and Facebook have brought in the IT world over the last ten years is just impressive.
by tohjensen July 26, 2016
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technorati

Technorati is an Internet search engine for searching blogs, competing with Google, Yahoo, PubSub and IceRocket. As of August 2006, Technorati indexes over 55 million weblogs. The name Technorati is a portmanteau, pointing to the technological version of literati or intellectuals.

Technorati was founded by Dave Sifry and its headquarters are in San Francisco, California, USA. Tantek Çelik is the site's Chief Technologist.

Technorati uses and contributes to open source software. Technorati has an active software developer community, many of them from open-source culture. Sifry is a major open-source advocate, and was a founder of LinuxCare and later of Wi-Fi access point software developer Sputnik. Technorati includes a public developer's wiki, where developers and contributors collaborate, as well as various open APIs.

The site won the SXSW 2006 awards for Best Technical Achievement and also Best of Show. It has also been nominated for a 2006 Webby award for Best Practices.

Technorati is blocked in China. China has, as a consequence, been widely criticized for its censorship.
A: I've tried everything I could to track her blog down.

B: Any luck?

A: Hell yea! Thank god there's technorati, her previous blog said she've had better than me.

B: Ouch!
by fl!ps!de December 8, 2006
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technotarded

One that is slow, incompetent, a noob, or poor at functioning the proper use of technological equipement.
A person who is mentally underdeveloped when it comes to the use and operation of computers, phones, cell phones, calculators, CD players, record machines, televisions, iPods, microwaves, ovens, toasters, anything with some sort of digital display, anything with some sort of analog display, radios, circuit boards, fans, lights, etc.
Someone who is retarded when it comes to the function of any sort of technology.
-Damn man, i had to help this technotard fix their monitor yesterday...and it turns out that the computer was off!
-What are you talking about!? Bill Gates is definitely not technotarded.
-Dude, my aunt is so technotarded, she couldn't even put a new contact on her phone...
by Liverwiz April 11, 2007
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