Tech Crew

the group of ninjas lurking backstage that run the show and do all the jobs everyone else is too lazy to do.

If you piss off tech crew, don't expect your show to run smoothly.

by MuffinNinja January 25, 2011

English teacher

1. Someone who writes two pages for every one page read, and sees some form of symbolism and deeper meaning within every word.

2. Someone who is so terribly biased toward their own comprehension of the text that they mark what their students thought the text meant wrong because it wasn't what they thought.

(usually they are both 1 and 2)

1. It was kinda windy today
normal people: huh, it's windy. I should bring a coat
English teacher: the wind is the spirit and breath of the universe, some tremendously important event is about to occur!

by Sylferi November 26, 2018

Vegan teacher

A stupid woman who sings next to restaurants and say that when you eat an ice cream a cow was r•ped for you

,,do you know the vegan teacher“
,,yes of cours she is the best singer! attention‼️attention💅🏼one1️⃣two2️⃣three3️⃣are🥼you🥾ready☂️ŸÏPPËÊ😀Papillon-bleu👁is⛅️the🔒name✏️of🌈my☝️school⛪️„

by very annoying girl October 2, 2020

Google Tech

An IT technician who is a master at providing solutions to technical problems based on pure Google search results. As a result this person appears to be exceedingly knowledgable, when they actually are not.

"Hey man, I got an issue on my PC, do you know what it is" "Ok let me look up the error on Google" "Man, you are such a Google Tech!"

by esalad February 17, 2010

tecchou

a cutie with a beauty that's out of this world, the bestest boy ever

you are tecchou

by tecchousm November 24, 2020

a shit welsh teacher

Mrs Baily

Mrs baily is a shit welsh teacher

by Big shlong Dave October 25, 2018

Indian tech support

Impersonates microsoft and tries to scam you.

Indian tech support: 'Elo dees is microsawff tEk surp0t how mey I hepp yu0?

DurdleTurtle: no

by Durdleturtle November 6, 2017