Tater-Tot

The most awesome person of all time that is never high and is not gay.
Man that dude is a Tater-Tot.
by oyf6y56y5t5hjtgtb67g7tr57y8f November 29, 2016
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Tater Tot

After getting the soul sucked out of one's dick it then looks like a tater tot.
I sucked that dictator's dick so good it turned into a Tater Tot.
by gastlyglizzy December 11, 2020
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Tater Tot

- A follower of Andrew Tate
- A misogynistic male, usually teen to early 20’s, who thinks women are property, men are superior, and that sexual assault is not real.

-A toxically masculine incel who can’t find a girl because of his shitty behavior and assumes it’s because “all women are bitches”
- A weirdo who keeps asking people “what color is YOUR Bugatti?”
“Some tater tot tried to force himself on me and called me a whore when I refused”
“My ex tried to tell me I am not allowed to go out with my friends because I belong at home. What a tater tot.”
“My 11 year old son has been watching a lot of Andrew Tate videos and now he’s talking about how women just want him for his money. I need to fix this soon because I will NOT raise a tater tot.”
by The pissed off panda September 8, 2022
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tater tot

very small penis, the size and circumference of a tater tot
Guy: I was showering at the gym yesterday when Donald Trump walked in wearing this designer thong.
Woman: What did it look like?
Guy: Like a partially amputated thumb sticking out of some cotton candy.
Woman: No, that was just his tater tot
by tanxenchou June 1, 2011
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tater tots

Dude. What's with your stanky balls? Oh, you haven't taken a shower in three weeks. Nice tater tots.
by frank22222 February 28, 2012
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Tater Tot Slut

A woman who gives handjobs in exchange for tater tots.
"AAAAHHH" moaned Jim, as he handed over the tots.

"I'm so hungry I could tater tot slut right now."
by House Vista March 4, 2009
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rusty tater tots

When you pull a string of anal beads out of a woman's ass and put them in her mouth.
"I pulled the anal beads out of her ass like I was starting a lawn mower. As she started to yell I fed her the Rusty Tater Tots."
by Mustache The Gauley February 11, 2014
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