tardy for the party 

An noun referring to a stereotype of a girl (usually 20s-30s, but sometimes your occasional cougar) in today's culture. She is a train wreck and does nothing but spend lots of money, tan, and get drunk at exclusive clubs and cause train wrecks. This word originates from the cast member of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kim. A one hit one she produced is called "Tardy for the Party", which is where this noun derives from because she is in fact a total train wreck and portrays this stereotype very well.

We were at Ghostbar in Las Vegas and saw this 50 year old cougar in a short bubble dress; and she had total orange skin. She was a tardy for the party.

tardy for the party by JupitersaidSo December 2, 2009

tardy bus 

Used in regards to one who acts tardy/retarded/lame.

Jeff and I were playing strip Boggle while his girlfriend, Monika, was riding the tardy bus.

tardy bus by CDubbleDeez January 27, 2007

tardy the turtle 

"Slow" turtle from 'The Greg the Bunny Show". Has a Phd from Harvard and like to eat sandwiches.

Tardy the Turtle:"The crayon's taste like purple"

tardy the turtle by theangryscot September 29, 2006

tardy-wack 

A hat cocked at a 45-degree angle.

When Jerry goes to the mall, he likes to wear his ball cap all tardy-wack like 50-Cent.

tardy-wack by ShaneC September 27, 2010

tardy sauce

Proverbial sauce brought by someone who is late. Cannot be used by the tardy person in question

"Look who's hauling the tardy sauce!"

Does not work: "I brought the tardy sauce."

tardy sauce by Thisdude March 10, 2008

tardy the turtle 

retarded turtle/actor on sweetknuckle junction which appeared on Greg the Bunny

TaT: The red ones make me horny*eating red paintballs*

tardy the turtle by Monkey_FuKer_666 January 5, 2005

Tardy Thursday

1. The one day of the week when you're tardy to at least 3 out of all your classes.

hey im late but its okay since its tardy thursday

Tardy Thursday by Captain w00t October 25, 2004