tardstick

n. A stupid person by which all other stupid people are measured

They belived that he was so stupid, they used him as a tardstick to measure autistic children.

by Pinko Jones June 21, 2006

turdstick

a shit log

i just let a huge sturdstick loose. i hope it didnt clog the toilet.

by hairymonkey July 20, 2003

tardmastic

A person who is the master at being icredibly idiodic and/or retarded.

you are such a tardmastic shithead!

by cindy October 31, 2004

Tardatic

To not be retarded, but instead to be tardatic.

Are you a retard, or are you tardatic?

by Tardisma the Wholesale Wizard May 4, 2019

rardistic

Someone who is both retarded and autistic. A person can be rardistic when they do, say, or think something especially out of pocket.

Hey Dylan, why do you touch me more than my priest?
OMFG we're in public, you're actually rardistic!

by psyndor February 15, 2023

tarnastic

a compliment with a slight taste of sarcasm :D

oh you actually did your goddamn math homework? you’re so tarnastic buddy.

by 4_big_guys March 25, 2024

tardification

The process of adding the suffix "-tard" to various words, usually describing a group of people.

Used in general ly pejorative terms, derived from the offensive word "retard." These terms are used in an attempted derogatory manner but can be relentlessly mocked and turned back on the person using it.

Examples: Conspiratard, Trumptard, Libtard

Him: Is the entire government administration just chock-full of conspiratards??
Her: Please stop this relentless tardification

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 23, 2025