tard

Shorter form of the word retard.
Can also be shortened to 're'

Jayd: ahaha what a tard
Kayleigh: i knooo man as if you do that!
Jayd: yeah lols, hes a right gay.
Kayleigh: ye man, total re.

by Jayleigh February 2, 2008

tard

What non-Victorians call Melbourne Victory F.C when they are feeling insecure.

Sydney fan: "Those Victory fans are such tards. They average 15,000 more per game than us, even though we have a larger population. They can't even get a proper marquee player, like our Dwight Yorke. I'm sure he'll return from Sunderland really soon."

by Will Scholes February 10, 2007

tard

A complete fucktard who likes to expose his little peanut in a chat room. i.e. usachatnow users.

"can you see my wiener?".....TARD!

by Matt ;) October 6, 2007

tard

shortened version of "retard"; a stupid person

Look at that tard triping over himself.

by holmes December 4, 2002

tard

Original retard. All others are copies. Calling someone a tard is like calling him the king of tards, or the number one guy in tardity.

by Marco August 29, 2003

tard

the lazy way to say retard ^_^

meh. you tard. stop wasting my life.

by Hanny May 13, 2005

tard

From the word "retard", meaning a scope ( as spastic is no longer acceptable ).

"Hitm4n's behind that crate again camping, the 'tard."

by Elefanten August 25, 2004