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national kick tall people day

on november 27th, you’re allowed to kick anyone taller than 5’4 with no consequences.
person1: “hey, it’s november 27th <3”
person 2: “okay, and?”
person 1: “national kick tall people day
person 2: *runs*
by therealdefintions October 4, 2022
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National Trip Tall People Day

Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller
Fellow midgets we must rejoice, it is national trip tall people day
by Poop_Snorkler October 19, 2021
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National Slap Tall People Month

October 1st-October 31st You Can Slap Tall People
by Quinn gs fgfn October 15, 2021
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kick tall people day pt 2

literally kick tall people day again on May 4th because one anti-tall day wasn't enough 😂😍🔪
me looking for the straights on kick tall people day pt 2: 😐🤨🔎🕵️
by hetphobic April 30, 2022
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National beat the crap out of tall people day

On October 23rd, you can beat the crap out of anyone over 5’6”

Consent not needed.
“I’m going to beat the crap out of you.”
“Wtf why?”
“It’s National beat the crap out of tall people day
by Sponge87 October 21, 2021
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On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.
Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!
by skdilde March 28, 2023
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International throw kinda tall people day

For your friends who are too tall for 'National throw short people day' but still wanna throw them without their permission. On July 29th, you're able to throw anyone who's 5'6 1/2 or shorter
Let throw them kinda tall but not that tall bitches cuz it's International throw kinda tall people day
by Shit Of The Stain October 14, 2021
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