by Tay007 December 4, 2021
Get the Tayshon mug.a big, sexy, hunk of joy just waiting to prowl. A Tahshon usually is in the midst of 5"6-6"0, and has to be black. He is artsy, but not in the painter, sketcher sort of way; he makes music. He has to have bushy eyebrows, and he can NOT have a stoner's body (skinny pot head). He must have a girlfriend that he spoils in every way possible, and must be able to sexually fulfill her in every way. Although a Tahshon is a black teenager, he is considered white, due to his hipster-like gestures and actings. (but never call him a hipster, because he's undercover with it, and calling anyone hipster is not cool.) In order to make sure that you know a TRUE Tahshon, he must not care what others think of him, but care what others think of his girl. If anyone messes with him, it gets very personal. He loves everyone and everything, and is truly a big teddy bear.
Sam- "Hey, girl! Did you see that guy over there that looks like KiD CuDi?"
Claire- "Oh shit, dude! That's not Cudder, that's my nigga Tahshon! Waddup!"
Tahshon- "2 cool 4 u."
Claire- "Oh shit, dude! That's not Cudder, that's my nigga Tahshon! Waddup!"
Tahshon- "2 cool 4 u."
by fuckmeinthecunt January 9, 2011
Get the Tahshon mug.Taishan is a coastal city in the Canton Province bordering famous Foshan, a city known for Wing Chun Kung Fu. Taishan is known for having many immigrants throughtout the world. There is an estimated 1.2 million Taishanese people outside of Taishan with an estimate of 1 million in the city itself.
Some stereotypes of Taishanese people are that they are dirty, hard-working, extremely strong, and own some Carry-Outs.
The Truth Is, They Are True To Some Extent. Reality is though, We Have The Hottest Bitches Alive.
Some stereotypes of Taishanese people are that they are dirty, hard-working, extremely strong, and own some Carry-Outs.
The Truth Is, They Are True To Some Extent. Reality is though, We Have The Hottest Bitches Alive.
American Man: Hey Can I Get Your Number Tight Cunt Asian?
Taishanese Girl: (Shocked)
Taishanese Man: Watch Your Mouth You White Man!
American Man: Hey, Do You Speak ENGRISH?
Taishanese Man: Bitch Please
Fight Ensues
Taishan Man: Suck My Wang White Man, Look Who Biggie Smalls in Your Mouth Now
Taishanese Girl: (Shocked)
Taishanese Man: Watch Your Mouth You White Man!
American Man: Hey, Do You Speak ENGRISH?
Taishanese Man: Bitch Please
Fight Ensues
Taishan Man: Suck My Wang White Man, Look Who Biggie Smalls in Your Mouth Now
by ChinkNigga September 10, 2010
Get the Taishanese mug.A male that is very intelligent. He is misunderstood and wants a good woman. He is Big and hearty. All the women call him "Bear" and they love him.
by Bob Zero March 17, 2010
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Get the taeshon mug.Also spelled Toishan (the spelling Taishan people use).
A coastal county-level city in Guangdong Province, China. Taishanese (people from Taishan) speak the Taishan dialect of Chinese. Before the 1980s, Taishanese was the predominant Chinese language spoken throughout North America's Chinatowns.
Taishan people are widely viewed, by the Chinese community, as one of the lowest class of amongst the Chinese community. They can be identified by their poor hygiene, lack of organization and overall dirtiness.
Taishan people can also be identified by their height disadvantage, compared to other Chinese people; they are on average between 4'9" (145 cm) - 5'3" (160 cm). They are also known in the Chinese community to be extremely conniving, selfish, and greedy.
A coastal county-level city in Guangdong Province, China. Taishanese (people from Taishan) speak the Taishan dialect of Chinese. Before the 1980s, Taishanese was the predominant Chinese language spoken throughout North America's Chinatowns.
Taishan people are widely viewed, by the Chinese community, as one of the lowest class of amongst the Chinese community. They can be identified by their poor hygiene, lack of organization and overall dirtiness.
Taishan people can also be identified by their height disadvantage, compared to other Chinese people; they are on average between 4'9" (145 cm) - 5'3" (160 cm). They are also known in the Chinese community to be extremely conniving, selfish, and greedy.
A: I was walking through Chinatown, and some short Asian guy, who smelled like moth balls a dog shitted out, pushed pass me.
B: What a fucking cunt! He must have been Taishan.
B: What a fucking cunt! He must have been Taishan.
by M.C. Flurry May 11, 2009
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