Mike: Dude! I visited Taiwan for my summer vacation and I witnessed Taiwanese Spunk-slapper in action!
James: No way, man. I was the Taiwanese Spunk-slapper!
James: No way, man. I was the Taiwanese Spunk-slapper!
by NigNogTheBeaner July 27, 2018
Get the Taiwanese Spunk-slapper mug.To crack an egg in a girls anus and have anal sex with her until the egg is completely scrambled.
Add some salt and pepper and enjoy!
Add some salt and pepper and enjoy!
by Joshua Conduit May 29, 2020
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by Tiamane September 11, 2022
Get the Tiamane mug.The act of giving fellatio with a mouth full of squishy tapioca pearls.
"Taiwanese," because the Taiwanese invented bubble tea, a world-famous iced tea drink containing tapioca pearls.
"Tumbler," because the motion of the small blobs in one's mouth evokes the rock tumbler, a device for polishing pebbles.
"Taiwanese," because the Taiwanese invented bubble tea, a world-famous iced tea drink containing tapioca pearls.
"Tumbler," because the motion of the small blobs in one's mouth evokes the rock tumbler, a device for polishing pebbles.
Malika - "So you gave Titus the old 'Taiwanese Tumbler?'"
Peggy - "Hell yeah! I had so many of those thingies in my mouth that I looked like a chipmunk!"
Peggy - "Hell yeah! I had so many of those thingies in my mouth that I looked like a chipmunk!"
by Epic Tetus March 3, 2015
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If you have a computer product under the brand of BenQ, Acer, or Asus, you have a Taiwanese product. Far more reliable and of higher quality than some chickenshit copy-cat Dell that was made in China.
Taiwanese people are very similar to the Japanese... only they speak Mandarin Chinese and/or local dialects. They are polite and friendly, unlike many of the mainland assholes. Oh, and they have MUCH hotter chicks.
If you have a computer product under the brand of BenQ, Acer, or Asus, you have a Taiwanese product. Far more reliable and of higher quality than some chickenshit copy-cat Dell that was made in China.
Taiwanese people are very similar to the Japanese... only they speak Mandarin Chinese and/or local dialects. They are polite and friendly, unlike many of the mainland assholes. Oh, and they have MUCH hotter chicks.
by LOLWUT!?!?!??? April 28, 2011
Get the Taiwanese mug.Completely different from being Chinese, Taiwanese people dosent have the irratating accent those Chinese losers would have. Taiwanese are more freindlier as well, good people they are
Person A: Hey! its that cool Chinese dude again!
Person B: *To Taiwanese* come over and sit with us!
Token Taiwanese: Mate... im not chinese alright im Taiwanese get it right!!
Person B: *To Taiwanese* come over and sit with us!
Token Taiwanese: Mate... im not chinese alright im Taiwanese get it right!!
by twaussie July 6, 2006
Get the Taiwanese mug.the act of selling a placebo to an addict as the real deal, and waiting for their reaction to the substance.
if they dont react simply walk away and leave them be.
if however they suddenly become "intoxicated" and act all high and shit, immediately bust a nut into your hands and rub it all over their face. tell them theyre freaking out over nothing, you sold them fake drugs, they have your semen all around their face and should probably get help because this seems like a wakeup call from above.
if they dont react simply walk away and leave them be.
if however they suddenly become "intoxicated" and act all high and shit, immediately bust a nut into your hands and rub it all over their face. tell them theyre freaking out over nothing, you sold them fake drugs, they have your semen all around their face and should probably get help because this seems like a wakeup call from above.
i dunno man, my last taiwanese whitewashing job landed me with a felony indictment...i think i'll sit this one out, but can i videotape it?
by twahmas November 22, 2010
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