Take it up the tailpipe

A phrase, typically used to taunt an opponent, often when the person using it is doing better at an activity than the target

take it up the tailpipe!!!

by t4ss4d4r April 28, 2009

tater in the tailpipe

When yo Grill expand her bunghole so much that you stick a raw tater in it, while yo dongle in the pink.

"breh I tatered in daria's tailpipe last night", said lionel.

"No way I always wanted to stick a tater in the tailpipe with my grill", exclaimed Tyrone.

by tators in the tailpipe December 4, 2016

siberian tailpipe

When you poop in a Ziploc bag roll it up and put it in the freezer. Then shove it up a girls butt.

My wife said I was boring and wanted a vacation. So I gave a Siberian tailpipe to shut her up.

by jvg113 November 17, 2017

Dibs on the tailpipe

Said right dibs have been called on a girl, it's a euphemism for wanting to have a threesome where the one who calls "Dibs on the tailpipe" desires the anal position

You: "Hot chick at your ten o'clock"
Friend: "Dibs!"
You: "Dibs on the tailpipe"
Friend: "I didn't know you were into that"

by neondragon October 1, 2010

up the tailpipe

The act of sticking thy cock in a car tailpipe

Cars and up the tailpipe

by VHS height November 1, 2013

texas tailpipe

the act of crapping down someones chimney.

he pissed me off so i gave him the texas tailpipe

by carpfishin July 25, 2007

Bombay Tailpipe

1. When your girlfriend falls asleep facedown after sex, and you take your lit cigarette and stick it in her ass crack.

2. When your friend with really bad breath takes a hit off a bong, and blows the nasty smoke in everyone's face

Rasheed: Damn that shit is strong
Elliot: Dude, brush your teeth, you just shot me with a Bombay Tailpipe

by NastyRajeev March 12, 2011