Tahitian Face Mask

A sexual move where the guy takes a dump on a girls face and then Saran Wraps it to her face.

I took this chick home from the bar and gave her a Tahitian Face Mask.

by Dyl-o-rama January 15, 2006

Tahitian Tummy Sticks

A game played by two or more males, where they stand close enough together to engage their penises in a sort of "sword fight". The object of the game is to be the first to ejaculate, as the last person to ejaculate has to clean the "splash area" with their tongue. A sort of Tahitian treat...

"Hey guys, in lieu of a stripper, what say we spice up this party with a rousing game of Tahitian Tummy Sticks?"

"What the fuck is wrong with you, no way dude", "how about you just kneel in the middle of the room and we'll treat you like a glazed donut, bitch"!?!

by Jello Shotz December 17, 2016

Tahitian Tongue Twister

A sexual act between a male and female partner in which the female lies face up and the man proceeds to slowly lower his bottom half until it touches her nose. The female then promptly proceeds to use her tongue to lick her male counterpart's butthole, taint, and scrotum. This act is continued until the man either pops a hot steamy dump all over her unsuspecting face, or ejaculates.

"Man, Kelly gave me the Tahitian Tongue Twister last night."
"Aw man, now where's my yogurt?"

by BadBoyzFromEncino June 11, 2018

Tahitian Trots

1. A warm muddy brown shit.

2. A hard poo that pushes against your prostate as you shit, giving you that sweet release.

1."Aww Buddy(friends dog), you got the tahitian trots.

2. (Bro 1) "Bro, that shit gave me a boner."

(Bro 2) "Bro, you had the tahitian trots!"

by Vlakid23 May 28, 2018

tahitian bonfire

marijuana smoking term - the act of opening a joint and letting the weed burn, then inhaling the smoke that comes off of the weed.
usually when the joint is to small to toke.
almost like using hash on a pin.

john > ah man that roach is to small, i cant hit it.
phil > shit, hey, do a tahitian bonfire

by thegreatestshowbagoneearthsux September 9, 2011

tahitian vanilla bean

When a man or woman submerges a gallon container of vanilla ice cream in another woman's asshole while furiously stabbing their clitoris

Gilbert suggested the Tahitian Vanilla Bean to his naughty girlfriend, but she valued her tight bum, and did not want a loose asshole (see loose asshole for details)

by Owenthecockshucker November 5, 2013

tahitian goodbye

The act of leaving a gathering without saying goodbye, after stealing all of the host's weed.

That was a great party, and I pulled a Tahitian goodbye -- who wants to get high?

by Ergodang! April 19, 2017