Sylvester Stallone 

Ex Porn Star, turned actor, turned has-been actor.

Seriously... he and Barbara Streisand were in a porn flick together called the "Italian Stallion". But you probably won't find this movie around anymore, as Sly and Barb spent alot of moolah getting every copy destroyed once they became famous.

My favorite part of the movie was when he slapped her in the side of the head for scraping her teeth on his yogurt slinger while she was giving him a bj.

Before Rocky, Sylvester Stallone was a porn star.

Sylvester Stallone by Alfie The Horndog September 19, 2007

Sylvester 

Sylvester is the nicest person you will ever meet. He might seem a little rude and annoying at first, but once you get to know him, you will realize that he is one of a kind. If you have a Sylvester in your life, never let go of him. He's a true friend and the purest soul on the planet.

Me - Hey Sylvester!
Sylvester - What do you want? (In mind- how did that come out of my mouth, i meant to say hii...i missed you)

Sylvester by Menica February 10, 2022

sylvestry 

The last name of wasteyutes, bomboclots, rosclots, and are best known for incest

person1 - hey look that guy is a sylvestry

person2 - What are you talking about?

person1 - it means he loves incest

sylvestry by shleaders November 4, 2018

Motel Silverstream 

A really creepy motel.

"Man im glad i dont live in Motel Silverstream...."

Motel Silverstream by CATCAT11 September 1, 2018

Sylvester Stallone 

Mokuhl Sylvustha Gahdenziuh Stuhlorn; famoos actner, directah, fimmaker an shit. He muh rehne mooha bawonuh mewa moo meh. Mos renun for his rowe ehmana movies Rommy Barboa an Juhn Rambo

Did you see the movie "The Expendables?" It had Sylvester Stallone in it!

God, I can barely understand Sylvester Stallone when he talks, it's like trying to hear a New Yorker talk with an uncooked potato shoved in his massive mouth.

Interviewer: "So Mr. Stallone, what do you like doing in your free time?"

Sylvester: "Wehl, when ah roowy wink amun it, I foon marself moha junoso munuh, mespooshally quantum biomechanics".

Sylvester Stallone by IsraelHands09 September 10, 2011

sylvester 

a dark cholate handsom thing.. so sexy you cant live with out. can get smart alot. cant see it in the dark

the cat

look at that sylvester damn he black

sylvester is never going to get tweetie

sylvester by sexyyyygirl April 22, 2011

Sylvester Stallone Cosplaying as a Toaster 

The greatest, most beautiful being on earth. Peak human evolution.

"who's your anime waifu?"
"Sylvester Stallone cosplaying as a toaster."
"same"

Sylvester Stallone Cosplaying as a Toaster by TSM_YourMom February 12, 2019