Apple Sunshine Gerbil Swisher

That atypical, half-baked, ego-milked, self-appointed guru of Pollyannaism - "These things don't happen to me" AppleUser.

*Once a rare closet-dweller - this scourge now iMuse themselves by re-coining tech with a blend of Pig Latin with pubesent life decisions and can typically be found wasting their time at the water cooler marauding other peaceful PC users. AKA iCrusaders

Oh here comes upper management Darren and Graham...what a bunch of APPLE SUNSHINE GERBIL SWISHERS.

by Justice_With_Hellfires July 28, 2011

swisstern

Someone, who despite having a degree from a respectable Swiss school and the excuisitness of eurotrash claims the natural logarithm converges. And is ready to argue about it with anyone.

Normal Person: log of infinity is infinity, says it in the bible

Swisstern: look at the graph you stupid American, it grows slower and slower so it must never reach infinity!

by normal__person__ October 11, 2006

swisstern

A Swiss intern, working abroad.

Who's that guy at the Espresso machine?

Oh, that's Mark, our Swisstern.

by tribeca December 16, 2005

swisher house

a box of swisher sweets. usually four to six cigars to roll a marijuana blunt. Also known as club swish.

Go get a swisher house so we can roll these blunts

by Mike Sayer April 20, 2006

Swisher Sweeting

Instead of Trick or Treating, you smoke a variety of swisher sweet flavor brands on Halloween Night!

"Bro, don't forget to go swisher sweeting before you come through my house for Halloween, we're going to be fadedddd!"

by roxannnelover4lyfe November 27, 2012

swisher cut

While getting lined up, you smoke a Swisher Sweet.

I got a swisher cut on my friends bench press! It was amazing!

by heyfosheezbeez July 7, 2006

swisher

When stripper goods out to the back room for some"private" attention . Gets her self filled up with man jizz!!
She proceeds to go back out and dance full of man jizz

Oh yuck look at the jizz comin out if that swisher.

420 family call me a swisher

by Al ZéCruddy August 25, 2021