spangler

Someone who is a completely worthless putz.

Did you hear that Jeff spent another entire day playing video games? He is such a spangler.

by Johnny Pizzle January 12, 2009

swangle

The act of swangling is when you have obtained something in a peculiar way

The combination of swag and wangle creates swangle

"I managed to swangle a bunch of films from Joe"
"Swangle me something better than that!"

by phil j September 12, 2006

swangers

glass rims that poke out hard cant ride too close to tha curb

you can see your self in it

by Aron Mahon December 28, 2003

Swangle

The art of swangling is one that almost defies rigid definition. In its earliest form, the word was used to describe procuring or achieving something in an uncommon or non-traditional way. Since, however the word has flourished into something much, much more. To swangle someone could mean anything from besting them in a contest of wits to dunking in their face in the NBA Finals. It's possible to out-swangle someone, re-swangle someone, under-swangle someone, or even sudo-swangle someone, but there is no such thing as over-swangling. You can swangle an alligator, un-swangle a knot, or calculate your swangle of attack. Swangling, as stated, is an art, and true swanglers worldwide know that there are many definitons and uses for the word, the majority of which cannot be listed here. Above all, however, swangling is what the swangler makes of it. Put your mind to it, and you can swangle just about anything.

Correct Usage:
"One-hundred fifteen to forty-seven? Man, he really swangled you in this week's fantasy football match-up."

"The Greeks really out-swangled the Trojans when they got inside Troy using a wooden horse."

Incorrect Usage:
"How about you swangle these nuts?" Incorrect: Swangle cannot be used in conjunction with any aspect of male genitalia (exception: the swangler is female).

by Garth Swangler December 11, 2011

swanger

one who is really good at dirty dancing. also known as "freak dancing" or "bumping and grinding."

"Did you see him gettin down with that hoe at the dance last night? Hes a swanger!"

by S.K.W.I.D. October 5, 2009

Swagler

A hott, cool , amazing person

"Look at how hot that guy is... he MUST be a swagler"

by Eliza December 1, 2003

STOOL SPANGLER

A device used to brighten up a rather boring poo with glitter. (also known as a Glitter Shitter)

"My god jeff, look at that gift that the neighbours dog has left on our lawn".... "Dont you worry my dear, ill go get my stool spangler".

by The Colster August 17, 2006