Shelterbelt

The shittiest program ever written. Shelterbelt is a filtering proxy written by Twotrees that blocks every fucking thing on the Internet of any value whatsoever (even Bing and Google Mobile, and Bing is the default search provider on the entire network). It blocks most proxy sites (and if it doesn't, once you actually use the proxy, you're instantly suspended from the Internet and your activity and username are recorded and sent to the admin), but Ultrasurf and TOR work just fine when their proxy settings are configured correctly.

Student A: Hey, why don't you look that up on Bing?
Student B: *types keywords into IE search bar* DAMNIT! SHELTERBELT BLOCKED IT!
Student A: But how? It's the default search engine on our entire network?
Student B: Ask our network admin after preschool and his daily nap.

by AK47Jenks December 25, 2010

spelter

Spelter is an archaic term for zinc but is usually seen as an alloy, containing mainly zinc with variable proportions of other metals including tin, lead and copper.

Probably first used as a brazing metal to weld other pieces with higher melting points...It was discovered to be a quick and easy casting metal which could be used to reproduce many items from a mould.

Much used in the 19th and early 20th century - mainly figurines and figural groups.
Some very large sculptural pieces were made but more usually, decorative house ware.
Often used as a cheaper alternative to bronze or to copy bronze pieces. See Monkey Metal

What am I bid for this rare spelter Art Deco figural group of an elegant lady with a pair of tigers on a leash.

by Welded Bliss January 11, 2008

sevelted

verb; the ruining of a fun time due to an ex-girlfriends curse.

Todd, you need to get your shit witchdoctored.... another sevelted night..

by Teddy1234 August 28, 2010

helter skelter

When things are out of control.

"My life has been so helter skelter recently."

by keith May 13, 2005

sheltered girl syndrome

When a girl is so sheltered from anything sexual that she becomes a slut

Hey sue why did you become a slut?
Sue: Because my parents never let me experiment, and they made me have sheltered girl syndrome

by riot186 February 7, 2012

Sweltergeist

When the outside temperature is hotter than that dream you had of Kate Upton riding a sybian.

Yo big J, wanna hit those bars tonight?

Yea man, I'm goin commando because I got a mad clam bake in these jeans just going to pick up some mixer.

Dude, is it really that bad?

Bro, it's a fuckin sweltergeist out there.

by B1GNOLZ June 30, 2014

sheltered

A person who has been secluded from the darkness and evils of the world. Such as war, murder, suicide, abuse, cutting, rape, amputees, disease, drug abuse, gangsters and mafias.

A person who is sheltered is usually naive, likely religious, and does not know how the world works in reality.

Sheltering your children is a terrible thing and unrecommended. It promotes unawareness and makes them more vulnerable to be taken advantage of by corrupt, evil and manipulative people.

The majority of people in America are pathetically sheltered.

by not found [Error 404] November 16, 2010