suspicious pelican

he is a pelican that is highly suspicious.
Someone: does something
SuspiciousPelican: What a cuck

"Damn he is a suspicious pelican".

by SkyTohru April 15, 2020

suspiciously straight

Someone who is so straight that it must be an act.
Often used by lesbians to describe me.

"Alex is suspiciously straight."
"What do you mean?"
"There's no way they are actually straight"

by FloatingPyro December 13, 2020

suspicious stew

It's me. I'm suspicious stew.

Human: Oh hello name!
Me: No, I'm suspicious stew

by Sushi Coochie February 18, 2021

suspishus

suspishos

me:im i=suspishus

by 69 years ago July 8, 2021

SUSPIčUS

FILIPINO JE PLESATY KOKOT, CIKAGO, FOREST BADDIE.
SRACKOVY BADDIE, BEZOVY.
FAKE ED SHEERAN VS REAL ED SHEERAN.
SO UWU BAKA DAZAI ANYME CHUJ MUSAK.
WATERMELON VAPE ZUVAK ABSOLUT VAPE VODKA ZA MINUS5 CENTOV.

SUSPIčUS MEANS MUSAK KOKOT
MUSAK IS SUSPICUS
OMG SAME
DEPRESN SAD BAD BOJZ VAPE

SO FUCKBOJ

by vatermelonwapesuspicuskokot October 17, 2022

Yankee Suspicious

When northerners automatically assume that southern hospitality and politeness carries underlying malicious intent.

Northerner: And then she said, "y'all are such a blessing." What a creep, she must be trying to butter me up.

Southerner: That's just how people are in the south. Don't be so yankee suspicious!

by Average Veteran August 29, 2017

psychopathy-suspicious

The belief that more than 1% of the population is a psychopath and the paranoia that everyone, though they may not be 100% psychopathic, you interact with could possibly carry psychopathic traits. This includes the belief that, since psychopathy is genetic and a trait that can be passed on, that someone can be born expressing a small percentage of psychopathy and doesn’t have to be 100% or 0% psychopathic; they can be anywhere in between 0%-100%. This also means that, since psychopathy is a favorable trait for the fitness of the species, that over time there will be an increase in people expressing varying degrees of psychopathy since it is a desirable trait. It is important to remember however, that psychopaths are unintelligent chimps devolving the human race.

Are you psychopathy-suspicious?

by Turquoise2 September 27, 2020