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Andy's Mouth Surprise

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Sited in Parks & Rec, Andy's Mouth Surprise is when you take Skittles and put it between two Starbursts.
I love Andy's Mouth Surprise because it's nice because the flavor of the Starbursts really bring out a similar flavor in the Skittles.
by ronfksldaingswanson August 7, 2012
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A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.
If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.

The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.

YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise
by Dave! Yognau(gh)t November 4, 2012
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When a person fills their anal cavity with lube, corn syrup, and black dye, and surprises someone with it. Usually a significant other during sex.
Jimmy was shocked when he saw Susan gave him Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise after only the second date.
by Cthulhureceiver November 29, 2019
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The act of retaining a concoction of corn syrup and black food coloring in one's rectum moments or sometimes hours before performing anal sex; terrifying the penetrator.
Yeah, my girlfriend is way too devoted to Halloween, man. She even pulled Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise on me. I had ants in my apartment for weeks.
by Dunkeroo November 29, 2019
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Ralph's Dirty Surprise

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While receiving oral sex, a male partner stimulates the other partner's uvula resulting in the partner giving oral sex to vomit on the male partner's erect penis. The male partner then inserts his soiled penis into the other partner's rectum using the vomit as anal lubrication.
I gave Sherry 'Ralph's Dirty Surprise' last night.
by Julie McChicken June 28, 2009
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An act of intercourse in which the male takes a 1994 Honda Civics battery and attaches jumper cables to his balls and the jolting motion from the electricity coursing through his body gives the female a shocking orgasm.
Dude giving my girlfriend Palatine's Sweet Surprise cured her epilepsy!
by The last wiggler December 24, 2020
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