Surging Sanders

When you just cum out of nowhere in the middle of intercourse. This is often unprovoked and shocking to both parties.

I was having intercourse with my Susie 9 months ago and almost fell asleep it was so boring. Out of nowhere I had a Surging Sanders. We had to burn the whole place down.

by Trevor_Noah April 24, 2016

surging sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

In the middle of the conference, he accidentally had a surging sanders. His co-workers never looked at him the same again.

by Dinoblaster April 24, 2016

Surging Sanders

When a geriatric stud, without the use of any paid-for enhancements, comes out of nowhere & blows everyone away.

Dude, that guy should totally be our President emeritus of our swingers club, he's such a Surging Sanders!!

by Gilgamess April 24, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out nowhere.

Janice from accounting just got offered a big promotion, but she's only been here three days.

Janice from accounting is definitely surging sanders.

Alt: We were going at it at his place, things were getting pretty heavy, and then all of a sudden he surged sanders all over my face.

by Mshark April 24, 2016

Surging sanders

When someone comes out of nowhere

Randy Orton was so turned on, he literally surging sanders all over the place.

by yellobello April 24, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere.

Trevor Noah's night was ruined when he had a surging sanders after seeing Jordyn Taylor.

by TheDailyShowWithTrevorNoah April 24, 2016

surging sanders

To come out of nowhere.

Jim was dead last in the first lap of the race, but his burst of speed in the last lap of the race carried him to first place. He was a real surging sanders.

by quickdef April 24, 2016