Dirty Surfboard

When you are at a party/large gathering, and you have to drop a poopie, so you proceed to turn on the bathtub/shower at said party, and proceed to take large poopie/poopies in the tub. Wait a few hours for the bathroom to flood, and vuala! A dirty surfboard!

"Yo bro I just rode the waves on that dirty surfboard you made in the bathroom. You pooed a fat one out."

by JuicyJoints6969 April 17, 2017

Amish Surfboarding

Titty fucking your flat-chested second cousin

Also known as “Riding an Amish Surfboard”

Dude, Elijah was Amish Surfboarding at his family reunion last weekend.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

vegetarian surfboard

An outdoor bodysurfing orgy involving sprouts, carrots, and a good time.

"We surfed her veg all night"
"Yeah, it was a real vegetarian surfboard"

by sproutgirl April 13, 2014

Amish Surfboard

A flat chested 2nd cousin, particularly one that you have titty fucked, or have interest in titty-fucking.

Dude, I totally rode a Amish Surfboard at my family reunion last weekend.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

Surfboarding

A sexual move where a man rests his penis between a woman’s labia and glides back and forth without penetration. The grinding pressure can make her gush or squirt — creating a literal “wave.” The name comes from both the sliding motion and the wave-like effect.

She squirted so much during surfboarding, it was like catching the perfect wave.

by Pirate Montu September 10, 2025

surfboard

A board that can be used to dive in the ocean.

"i used the surfboard to the beach.

by misser bigbiy February 6, 2023