In the summertime it's kinda hard to figure out if a girl is hot or not because her sunglasses cover most of the face. To devide the hot and ugly girls you just need to see who's keeping the sunglasses on for the longest time for instance in the evening.
Mid day
#1,#2 - Oh, that girl look's really hot!!
Evening
#1 - Probably not, she's still got her sunglasses on..
#2 - yeah..the sunglass theory...damn it!
#1,#2 - Oh, that girl look's really hot!!
Evening
#1 - Probably not, she's still got her sunglasses on..
#2 - yeah..the sunglass theory...damn it!
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Get the Canadian Sunglasses mug.When someone is lying on their back, you stand with your feet on either side of their head, and slowly squat down, lowering your ball sack onto the receiver's eyes. Be sure to slowly rock back and forth to provide a massaging motion, nice and gently because you are acting like a true French gentleman.
Her eyes were really itchy, so I gave her my French sunglasses for a few minutes and they soothed her itchy eyes.
Why does Jane look so satisfied? Ah, she was wearing some French sunglasses earlier, she must have really enjoyed them!
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Where the fella rests his ball bag upon the ladies eye sockets during the act of oral love.
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Woman - wha happen, who turned the lights out!
Man - No darling the lights are still on I've just popped your dutch sunglasses on whilst i have a breather
Man - No darling the lights are still on I've just popped your dutch sunglasses on whilst i have a breather
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