succulent basking

any rottweiler who insists on messing his business on the Mayor's shoes.

this little pissy puppy shits every goddamn day at the same time when the mayor comes to my house to court my 13 year old daughter. Inevitable the puckered pooch knows shit when she sees it and darts out of the house and lands perfectly a beautiful turd sort of liquidy succulent basking that never fails to hit the target. The mayor is such a fucking prick and child molester he keeps coming over because my mom is a whore and cannot pass by an offer of security that never arrives.

by Bukos-Bukos Gardenia September 21, 2011

succulent

succulent as if if to see say this weed is succulent bruv

dave: is it nice bruv
james: yh man is succulent bruv

by donaldo May 6, 2007

succulent

succulent means excellent but in a more succy way.

"This pie is succulent."

by mister succ May 27, 2018

Succulent Donkey

When you don't have a comeback you use "succulent donkey"

Person 1: You're a gay piece of fucking shit.

You : You're uh..... A succulent donkey

by chortles? June 7, 2018

Succulent

VERY tender and VERY juicy ;0

Also apparently a plant as well.

"This is going to be succulent! SuCCULENT!"

by mikaelaferid September 20, 2018

Succulent

So great at sucking. That your excellent.

“Oh my god that chick was succulent.”

by Urban_Dictionary_Goddess October 2, 2018

succulent

something that is very, very juicy and moist.

that is some succulent looking ass

by iminyour house March 26, 2020