Sturge

Originally an onomatopoeia, it derives from the noise of screeching car tires. Has become an exclamation of surprise, especially in reaction to observing someone else get hurt.

Man in movie falls off a building and lands face-first on a flag-pole.
Viewer: "Sturge!"

by Socratic Method November 24, 2010

sturgeon

An armor plated anadromous fish that has been around for appromixatley 200 million years. These fish are designed to spool you, but if you do manage to land one, they have razor sharp scutes that will slice the shit out of you.

Andy caught a fatty sturgeon yesterday.

by steelheader April 8, 2008

Sturge

Next Level Swag; Super Saiyan Swag, Better than your Swag,

Damn, he got his STURGE on max

by Trippz Michaud June 20, 2011

Sturgeon's revelation

A law similar to Murphy's Law that states: "90% of everything is crap".

Dawg how about eating a taco?

Naw shizzle. I dont eat random crap because of Sturgeon's revelation. Its probably crap.

Whatev homey. (eats it). SICK! THIS TASTES LIKE DIARRHEA!

by edwild22 March 2, 2009

sturgeon

Another name for a long hard penis.

O shit dude! Aaron has quite the sturgeon... who woulda thought?

by the voice of the common cock September 28, 2010

Spurgle

The act of inserting the male's testicles into the female's anus. She will then attempt to expel them via flatulence.

The first time Keith had his girlfriend spurgle him he did not realize she had eaten Chinese food earlier that day and he was in for a surprise.

by jcm65 July 27, 2010

Surgleyfonk

The feeling you get when you wake up with a hangover, including a headache, blurred vision and a furry tongue, and suddenly realise that you have a family lunch in half an hour.

Urgh, my head. Bleaugh, my tongue. Oh no, It's today!

by r.a.w. March 8, 2005