Stumpie

a narly homeless person.

"Eeewww, I think that stumpie is coming over here."

by Chrissy Bell November 22, 2005

Stumpy

a common name of footless penguins who live in the U.S.

stumpy is short because she has no feet

by Scuffy March 7, 2003

Grumpy Stumpy

When you wake up with morning wood and can’t get rid of the boner, so you get angry. The anger leads to being increasingly focused on erection, making it stick around for longer and creating a vicious paradox.

Goddamn it, I got a grumpy stumpy. I’m gonna be late to class

by Fratty’s Pub March 12, 2022

stumpy fuck

A stumpy fuck is the act of having sex with an amputees stumps by pressing them together and then thrusting between them.

Jason "Oh man i totally stumpy fucked that girl last night!"
Nina "Arms or legs!?"
Jason "Both! We did it hog tie style!"

by Mark/Andrew XC September 14, 2010

Stumpy Hamilton

The act of anal penetration of a female in which she does not like it at first, and then gives in to the act.

I was having sex with my girlfriend when i decided to do her doggy style and try the Stumpy Hamilton.

by GRIZZ806 December 12, 2011

Stumpy nugget

To take a little shit, about the size of a chicken nugget, freeze it and shove it up a girls pussy. After bringing the girl to orgasm eat her out. This results in the stumpy nugget.

I gave Jessica a stumpy nugget last night, she wanted it so bad!

by TheRinger March 19, 2012

stumpy joe

the original drummer in the british rock band "spinal tap"

It's too bad that stumpy joe choked on someone else's vomit; he was such a great drummer.

by Laura Ashley Lewis November 2, 2006