stumpy 

What happens on a golf course when you mangage to keep the ball behind the ladies tees and still have not made your 4th shot for the hole. This feat is now steeped in dovers tradition. This may happen when hitting a power box in front of the 9th tee at Belconnen Magpies Golf Club.

How'd you go on the the last there champ? I had a stumpy! Put me down for a wipe!

stumpy by Droppa September 3, 2005

stumpy 

a girl who breaks their leg during a sport and has to wear the big black boot to make it better (looks like a stump)

Chris- hey that new girl on my soccer team just broke her leg
Tina- what a stumpy

stumpy by royalblueregeths January 22, 2008

stumpy 

someone with a short penis

"Who's that guy over there?" "Oh that's just stumpy."

stumpy by anonymous September 15, 2020

Stumpy 

Slutty, getting around, pimping also known as stumpin, stump

You acting stumpy

Stop stumpin bro

Stumpy by Sexylexiensam January 3, 2021

stumpy fuck 

A stumpy fuck is the act of having sex with an amputees stumps by pressing them together and then thrusting between them.

Jason "Oh man i totally stumpy fucked that girl last night!"
Nina "Arms or legs!?"
Jason "Both! We did it hog tie style!"

stumpy fuck by Mark/Andrew XC September 14, 2010

Stumpy Hamilton 

The act of anal penetration of a female in which she does not like it at first, and then gives in to the act.

I was having sex with my girlfriend when i decided to do her doggy style and try the Stumpy Hamilton.

Stumpy Hamilton by GRIZZ806 December 12, 2011

Stumpy nugget 

To take a little shit, about the size of a chicken nugget, freeze it and shove it up a girls pussy. After bringing the girl to orgasm eat her out. This results in the stumpy nugget.

I gave Jessica a stumpy nugget last night, she wanted it so bad!

Stumpy nugget by TheRinger March 19, 2012