Stocking Stuffer

A tube sock that is used by adolescent males to ejaculate into when masturbating to contain the mess and hide it from their moms

My mom knew I was jerking off when she found my stiff stocking stuffer in the clothes hamper

by wildcard007 December 20, 2009

Stuffering

The suffering one feels after a large consumption of carbohydrates (namely stuffing).

"Dude, I ate so much on Thanksgiving... I'm really stuffering..."

by Lord Kaez November 27, 2009

puss stuffer

a guy wit a huge dick

hey,maria i fucked greg last night. He is a puss stuffer.That boy is huge. U might wanna git u some of that

by rasheeda a.k.a rocky December 14, 2006

Shoe Stuffer

Someone who buys shoes 5 sizes larger than their actual foot, because they want people to think they have a big wang

Person1: Dylan is does not have a size 15 hes just stuffs it, fucking Shoe Stuffer

Person2: yea he just tries to appear big to people, Shoe Stuffing tool bag

by The Walrus12354 July 23, 2011

Doughnut Stuffer

1. A mechanism used for stuffing doughnuts with fillings, such as creme, jelly, etc.

2. Performing intense anal sex with a large woman, often resulting in a stuffed doughnut.

James: Oh, good. Miguel is a doughnut stuffer.
Adam: He needs Jesus.

by KrispiKreme March 1, 2015

oven stuffer

A person that is short and stout. Not overweight, not tall and lanky, but having a thick and compact body.

She's an "oven stuffer". Like Megan Mullally compared to Debra Messing or Sean Astin compared to Keanu Reeves.

by Kate Starling November 15, 2006

Germany suffers

When a German main dies in war thunder because they are bad at the game and blames it on the vehicle(s) they use.

The panther A is such a bad tank. It needs to be moved down in br because Germany suffers

by Germany doesn't suffer August 24, 2021