strumpet

lady of the streets, prostitute, hooker, harlot, call girl

stop sleeping with a strumpet fo I hit u

by Charles DUB April 13, 2006

Strumpeteer

A "pimp" or "whoremonger". Base word Strumpet meaning-whore. Commonly used in the early 1700s to the late 1800s.

"Oh shit, i gotta get this money to my strumpeteer."

by Lumberjack108 November 23, 2009

Strumpfler

the act of getting a blowjob while playing call of duty.

Joey: "dude my girl gave me a strumpfler last night"
Alex: " no way did you sentry gun her in the face?"

by Jekkjekk June 1, 2010

strumpetocracy

A jocular term for the notion of rule or government by strumpets (prostitutes).

I am now a recovering American liberal, well on my way not to conservatism, but toward a strumpetocracy, government by strumpets.

by eclecticdog July 9, 2011

Strample

the act of strolling while simultaneously sampling food in a public venue.

Jim and Ryan could not decide on what to have for lunch so decided to go strample at Costco for lunch.

by Ry_Guy0205 February 1, 2014

Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Lord, Big Bertha's stumples are exceptionally endowed today."

by DGFab January 11, 2009

strumpet

a woman who unabashedly enjoys sexuality - both her own and that of others. She feels no shame about lust or enjoying her body to its fullest potential. She is a treasure.

Hannah is not offended by my lust for her; she is such a dear strumpet.

by wouldaben December 19, 2010