Cool Story Bro 

This term can be used, within the company of those you are close with, to in fact, congratulate a bro on a good story.

JLT: And that's how Frodo destroyed the ring
Everyone else: Cool story bro.

Cool Story Bro by pppoe December 11, 2012

Cool story bro 

The phrase a person uses when he/she couldn't possibly care less about what you have to say, yet feels the need to satisfy your "story" with a response. Very commonly received when the person using the phrase feels as if they are superior to you in each and every way, and would like nothing more than to pound your face into the ground.

As made famous by Katie Dalmas.

":M---|---< DUCKMAN! :M-|-< ASIAN DUCKMAN!"

"Cool story bro."

Cool story bro by LJonesy October 6, 2011

Cool story bro 

"Cool story, bro" is an expression used to actualize the insignificance of stories or statements that are falsely believed to be very significant by the individual that is sharing them. Usually a condescending response to a self-indulgent based monologue, this phrase is often used when the speaker's story is, in acutuality, not very cool at all. If used to positive effectiveness, the person(s) applying this expression may sufficiently help the speaker to realize how insignificant their story and/or statement truly is.

Scenario: Seth brings his surfboard to the beach on a day when the ocean is evidently very flat.

Surfer: "Wow... I wish I would've brought my long board today."

Seth: "I know, man. I checked the surf report this morning, and there were supposed to be some pretty gnarly waves."

Surfer: "Really?.... Cool story bro."

Cool story bro by Frankie Boom Botz July 26, 2011

cool story bro 

Something retards and trolls say, when they didn't like something they read, really want to argue but, just aren't smart enough to do so.

See also TL;DR

cool story bro is just more obnoxious forum chaff from the crap factory and anon daycare center, that is 4chan.

cool story bro by Lig Na Baste August 14, 2009

Cool Story Bro 

you all know the definition to cool story bro, but now there's an addition. If you really don't like the story your friend just told, add on "Hope they make a movie about it"

Story Teller: aw man I went to work the other day and this lady came in with her kid... blah blah blah
You: Cool story bro, hope they make a movie about it!

Cool Story Bro by kittykat14311 May 30, 2011

true story bro? 

a funny way of saying NO ONE CARES while someone is telling or explaining a story.

funniest when one who obviously isnt apart of the conversation says it,

douche: "yeah i was gonna go out with my girl last night but i was really tired from work so i just stayed home and played a round of black ops. but we chilled after and she-

me (turning around to the kids behind me in class); "true story bro?"

douche: "oh fuck you"

me: "you mad bro?"

true story bro? by ithinkhesmadbro February 28, 2011

cool story bro 

An appropriate response to a story that is not believable without proof and no proof was provided.

Somewhat like Pics or it didn't happen.

Person A: I just got 15 headshots in a row when spraying with an M249 in Counter Strike Source without hacks!
Person B: Got a replay for this?
Person A: No, but I swear it happened!
Person B: cool story bro.

cool story bro by gd1 December 1, 2009