the switcheroo

When your doing your girlfriend from behind in front of the living room window and you unexpectedly switch with your best friend, then you drive in front of the window honk your horn and wave to her

Person A: Why was your girlfriend so mad at you yesterday?

Person B: Because I pulled the switcheroo on her with taylor

Person A: Haha nice

by Pabco April 25, 2009

snitches get stitches

An phrase used by urban communities that was intended to keep the police out of neighborhood business. The phrase reminds those seeking the help of police that their tattling will result in a severe beating. Unfortunately, This phrase has become a large reason why urban communities remain riddled with violence and poverty.

A: "I'm going to call the police, my brother. I just saw so-and-so kill David."
B: "You really shouldn't, my Nubian friend. After all, snitches get stitches."
A: "You are correct. I'll adhere to that maxim and let this sort of activity go unreported and unpunished."

by pseudiddlyoodonym August 9, 2012

the old 1-2 switcheroo

In driving: The act of activating a turn signal, but turning the opposite direction of said turn signal to throw-off pursuers.

Perry: "Use the old 1-2 switcheroo!"
Heidi: "What the fuck is the 1-2 switcheroo?"

by desPERRYado April 29, 2006

St. Louis Switcheroo

When you are giving it to your girlfriend doggy style, then secretly switch with your buddy waiting behind you, walk out of the house, then creep in through the window where she can see. (may require temporary blindfolding.)

The bitch cheated on me, so me and Tony gave her the St. Louis Switcheroo.

by rick239 December 20, 2008

switcheroo

when engaging in doggy style sex with someone in a dark room, you breifly pull out, while a friend takes your place, with your partner none the wiser. while your friend is engaging in sex, you run around the house and wave at your partner through the window.

My twin brother and I pulled a switcheroo on my finace. she was pissed.

by daoofhamster June 24, 2006

Shitcher scale

The number scale that rates the magnitude of the poop that one took. Much like the Richter Scale, 1.0 being weak and 10 being EPIC.

Man I just blew up that bathroom! That's gotta be a 8.4 on the Shitcher scale!

by Cockmcgee May 21, 2009

stitches

When someone says something funny and makes you laugh really hard.

"He kept me in stitches with his story"

by Bav August 9, 2006