STFD

STFD or in other words, sit the fuck down

a definition like for an example,
m8 STFD B4 i slap u mike.
u want some m8?

by ordinary otaku September 12, 2017

STFD

SUCK THIS FUCKING DICK

WHEN YA GIRL ASK FOR A DATE AND YOU DONT FEEL LIKE SPENDING MONEY ON HER SO "STFD"

by M_ANON July 13, 2019

STFD

STFD is an acronym to simply say SLOW THE FUCK DOWN. This wonderful acronym comes from a musical called Come From away which I suggest you check out.

And if they're speedin', I'll stop them and write out a warning ticket. I'll write STFD
Slow the fuck down!

by DoodlesfortheDay August 7, 2019

STFD

Abbreviation of ‘Shut the fucking door’. Generally used by teenagers when their mom doesn’t close the door.

Mom: Here’s your dinner.

*leaves room without closing door*
Teenager pulls out phone to text mom: STFD

by Removed Sandwich Crust May 25, 2021