The Stevie Wonder 

when you are having sex from the back, right before you are about to let go of your load tap the girls shoulder and cum all in her eyes

she is mad at me today because i gave her the stevie wonder last night

The Stevie Wonder by green onion January 15, 2009

stevie wonder sword fighting

When two male friends are having sex with a dead decomposing dog and/or cat. Starts out by both friends inserting their dicks into opposite but symmetrical sides of the animal. While both men are inside of the animal you begin to angrily fuck or "sword fight" inside the animal, not being able to see who's winning or how close the dicks are to each other. Therefore it's like sword fighting in the dark, or a stevie wonder sword fight.

"Hey man, my dog just got ran over by a car... Wanna come over so we can do some Stevie Wonder sword fighting?"

stevie wonder sword fighting by stealthy_2005 January 2, 2009

Stevie Wonder 

When you blow your load into both eyes of a chick causing her to be blinded and then while she is reaching for a towel you put a keyboard in front of her.

"Collin gave Kristy a Stevie Wonder last night and she played "Sunshine in her Eyes" and didnt miss a beat.

Stevie Wonder by E--Dub and A High August 1, 2009

Stevie Wonder 

When you are fucking a blind girl from behind while grabbing her hair and banging her face on a piano. You could also take it a step further by wearing sunglasses and smiling while waving your head back and forth.

Bob: I think I knocked out that girl's teeth giving her a Stevie Wonder.

Shawn: (High five)!

Stevie Wonder by Viesel Dan Weebs October 23, 2011

stevie wonder 

The act of having to wear shades because your sexual partner is so unappealing. Wearing the shades, especially in the dark, make the act much more 'safer', since you minimize risk of seeing their face.

Jim: Did you sleep with her?
Cheeks: Yup
Jim: But I thought she looked rough?
Cheeks: Gave it the old stevie wonder dude! Never know when your next shag may come round.
Jim: Sorted!

stevie wonder by highland_wonders June 9, 2011

Stevie Wonder 

It's when you ejaculate into your sexual partners eye and because of that they're blinded then you turn them around and begin having anal sex with them.

Hey I stevie wondered your mom last night!

Is that why she couldn't open her eyes this morning?

Stevie Wonder by IsaiahCadeJack November 17, 2011

Stevie Wonder 

The Stevie Wonder is a 5 step process.

1-Give a man a blowjob.

2-Let him ejaculate in your mouth.

3-When he's not expecting it, spit the ejaculate into his eyes, severely blinding and disorienting him.

4-Grab a blunt object and hit him in the mouth. Make sure you knock all his teeth out.

5-While the man is on his hands and knees feeling around for his teeth, defecate on him.

If done properly he will now look exactly like Stevie Wonder

My boyfriend was being a real jerk so I Stevie Wonder-ed him!

Stevie Wonder by ShamieD December 3, 2010