Nicola Sturgeon’s Ball Sack

A barometer of ugliness, benchmarked against the beauty of First Minister of Scotland: Nicola Sturgeon.

He has a face like Nicola Sturgeon’s Ball Sack.

by Shockblock May 29, 2021

sturgeon bay

a city in Door County, WI with a rough population of 10,000. A major trap for fucktards.

This area is known for its natural beauty, thus a bunch of F.I.S.H Bastards come here to vacation!

The Sturgeon Bay community is full of tards

by Cody S. April 19, 2004

Sturgeon

1 1/2 oz Vodka
3/4 oz Kahlua
3/4 oz Light Cream or Milk

"Crista, I ordered you a Sturgeon from the bartender."

by The Fresh Princess November 14, 2009

brown sturgeon

A close relative to the brown trout, the brown sturgeon is much larger and much more aggressive than it's smaller, more timid cousin. Like the brown trout, brown sturgeon are usually found in urban stream and lakes. They are also highly associated with treatment plants and dairy farms adjacent to the Merced river in California.

That was no brown trout, it was a peanut eyed brown sturgeon!

by Anglr200 January 3, 2008

Sturgeon

A really big, firm turd. One thats been brewing up over night, a couple of days or maybe even weeks. It is common for a big sturgeon to smell bad.

Oh man!, I just took the biggest sturgeon!, or far out I need to take a really big sturgeon!

by Jack McMack May 10, 2011

slurping the sturgeon

Giving a sloppy blow-job.

That girl really slobbers when she is slurping the sturgeon.

by Cronic Christoph October 6, 2016

Sturgeon Virgin

A person from northern Wisconsin who has never succeeded at spearing a Sturgeon during Sturgeon Spearing.

Anthony: Ay, did your buddy get him a big n' ugly dis season?
Saheed: Nah der eh, Jake's still a Sturgeon Virgin

by islaysturgeys February 13, 2010