My dog stepped on a bee

A joke about when "Amber Heard" said this during court

I'm not feeling good my dog stepped on a bee.

by Just a human_6 February 23, 2023

nobody stepped on it rule

When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that's currently on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.

Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody stepped on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!

R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008

by SmellsPrettyBad March 6, 2008

the frog i accidently stepped on eye came out

A gacha life trend that i cant escape like man who cares about that frog, plus its on youtube and tiktok. i cant do this no more

person 1: oh no i saw a eye come out of a frog i stepped on!
person 2: NO WAY GACHA LIFE IN REAL LIFE!!
person 1: this is why yo dad left.
person 2: the frog i accidently stepped on eye came out and rolled and rolled and flew into your mouth
person 1: is that candy???

by spaceleoin February 17, 2022

Steeped On

The act of grinding nut cheese onto your victims face, Then proceeding to urinate on it.(Use: After Shitting on a opponent)

I just steeped on your whole family!
Or
You just got steeped on

by TuckTheSteeper March 16, 2021

steppen on my kool-aid

When another guy is trying to holler at a girl you are in the mist of trying to get with

Yo your steppen on my kool-aid

by Bean McGee May 13, 2005

One Stepper

A girl who has to stand on one step to look Tim in the eye/kiss him without his spine breaking.

That girl is a bonified one stepper.

by Tim Anders July 8, 2012