Non-statement

A futile statement, which points out the obvious, in a situation where you cannot make a contradicting claim.

A random company might state on their website: "We shall comply with all laws and regulations governing information security".
Obviously, they cannot make a contradicting claim, e.g. "we will not comply with laws and regulations, if we bloody hell do not feel like it".
Thus the policy statement in the web page, is a non-statement.

by Santos the enormous September 25, 2018

statement of intent

Telling a girl/guy you are interested in them. Usually sexual.

Him: What do you like most about doing pottery?
Her: You know, I just love molding the clay. It's so satisfying being able to create something with your hands.
Him (statement of intent): Wow, I love that you're so passionate about that. And you have such a physical enjoyment of it. That's really sexy.

by C.O'B September 10, 2006

Stoner Statement

A statement that will confuse and incapacitate a person under the influence. Philosoraptor quotes are synonyms for stoner statements

Some stoner statements:

"Why do noses run while feet smell?"

"If actions are louder than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?"

"If guns don't kill people and people kill people, then toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast"

by AI001 September 6, 2011

statement

someone wishing to stand out by voicing their own opinions. the fact i'm voicing my opinion on this is irrelevant. also attention whoring in the way they dress etc

hey, you hip emo crowd...stop being such a statement. 'cause your not...
people include : anyone with a livewhorenal account, or anyo9ne who is dumb enough to stand up for what they believe in.

by coolification December 6, 2004

Rhetorical Statement

Any statement that is intended to not have any feedback, output, or response to it. They aren't usually meant to be funny, but when they are, they're normally just considered sarcasm, and are left trailing off.

1)
A) Damn it's hot outside.
B) I know.
A) Thanks for responding, that was a rhetorical statement.

2)
A) Wow, that chick has huge...
B) Boobs?
A) Killed it, B.

by Domonic May 21, 2008

Unwanted Sexual Abuse Statement

When a man or woman verbally informs a person or a group of people that he or she would not enjoy nor want to have non-consensual sexual intercourse with anyone.

I was at a party with mostly guys. This hot bitch came in wearing a strappy top with no bra and such a shirt skirt you could see her ass. When all the guys tried to get with her, she pulled an Unwanted Sexual Abuse Statement. She's a big tease and no one appreciates it.

by The Jax February 23, 2009

cake statement

A statement which is much like the cake in Portal, meaning that it is a lie. These types of statements are common with CEOs, presidents, Toyota, Fox News, bankers, and evil supercomputers.

Toyota exec - We have finally fixed the unintended acceleration issues on all new Toyotas!
*Fresh off the line Prius smashes in*
Person - They always be makin' cake statements.

by oopsididntkillyouyet March 8, 2010