Crotch-staring

The act of gazing upon with intent the crotch of a perspective mate in order to ascertain the size of their genetalia, including but not limited to, girth and length of the penis.

"Dude, Tom has a 2" dick!" "He does not!" "How do you know?" "I've done a lot of Crotch-staring"

by Baxative November 15, 2009

Staring Contest

The act in which two people maintain eye contact and the one who blinks first or breaks eye contact loses.

No marshall! You didn't win this staring contest. You blinked!

by Dskillz101 June 6, 2017

Starrian

A person who is horny whenever they make conversation with a person of the opposite gender.

A "That person is so Starrian"
B "why"
A "watch"
A walks over to person C
A "hi"
C "OH MY god FUCK ME PLEASE I LOVE YOU"
A walks back to B
A "case and point."

by Stopwhen January 30, 2023

staring into space

to look straight ahead without looking at anything specific

He wouldn't even look at me. He just sat there, staring into space.

by Sunny'S Bunny November 28, 2013

Sharianna

The name means intelligent.

Pronounced- ShaRianna
You do not want to mess with her. She's sweet and has patience but if you mess with her she'll become the biggest bitch ever.

Everybody wants to be friends with her.

Everybody thinks she is intelligent and beautiful.

Mother To Be - "Oh Amor, lets name our daughter Sharianna."
Father To Be-"Okay Amor"

Girl-"Yo Keneisha why you hatin on Sharianna"
Keneisha-" That Bitch is a mamatoto"
Girl-"But shes soo sweet"
Keneisha-"I know thats why I'm a hater"

by DRSV October 24, 2011

staring at the sun

1. stupid
2. a bad idea

George: I think we should invade Iraq then stay there for awhile. I never liked American soldiers anyway.
Reporter on CNN: It looks like the president is staring at the sun again today.

by Curtbash August 25, 2008

joe satriani

A true guitar virtuoso. He may not sweep pick at 99 nps like some people (ughghg malmsteen ughguhg) but i cant put into words how amazing he is at playing that instrument

Has taught the likes of Steve Vai, Kirk Hammett, Larry Lalonde and many more.

Created the G3 tour, in which he participates in every year.

Jim- Dude! im surfing with the alien!!

Chuck- Yeah! youre awesome

Jim- Still not as good as Joe Satriani

by Teh GIR October 29, 2007