A derogatory term for Orientals. They look like they're always squinting. Possible reasons for evolutionary development include squinting to see they're tiny penises and breasts. And when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, they were flying eastward into the sun, so their eyes directly contributed to the deaths of 1400 Americans.
by SpicyKB September 08, 2008
by Sir Desmond Ginger Fur February 13, 2009
the squint made when operating power tools without eye protection. Done when you don't want to look like a nancy for wearing goggles.
by asghaghaiuhgalughagha May 18, 2008
When you are doing something potentially hazardous to your vision, and instead of grabbing safety glasses, you squint.
OSHA inspector: STOP WORKING NOW!!!!
Diligent employee: I’m just grinding this metal? What’s the problem?!?!
OSHA inspector: you need eye protection
Diligent employee: (engages safety squints)
OSHA inspector: thank you for being a model employee
Diligent employee: I’m just grinding this metal? What’s the problem?!?!
OSHA inspector: you need eye protection
Diligent employee: (engages safety squints)
OSHA inspector: thank you for being a model employee
by captain longdong December 01, 2020
A potentially attractive male spotted at a distance, or at close range by a person with poor vision and no glasses. Upon closer inspection, or with the purchase of proper eyewear, the hottie in question is recognized to be either plain or very ugly--the dream of love at first sight has been crushed many a time by this shallow realization.
1. Jane spots a really cute guy across the room, but when she works up the courage to approach him, is shocked and disappointed to find that he only looked good from a distance. Her shallow search for physical beauty has led her to yet another Squints Charming
2. Before my corrective eye surgery, I could never really tell what my blind dates looked like, but after my surgery I realized I had been set up with a Squints Charming
2. Before my corrective eye surgery, I could never really tell what my blind dates looked like, but after my surgery I realized I had been set up with a Squints Charming
by pinkshoes February 06, 2009
when you are so stoned out of your gord that your eyes take on that Clint Eastwood spaghetti-western look
A: (laughing) dude, you shouldn't have taken that last hit. you're squint eastwood!
B: (laughing) no dude, you're squint eastwood!
A: no dude, you're squint eastwood!
ad infinitum...
B: (laughing) no dude, you're squint eastwood!
A: no dude, you're squint eastwood!
ad infinitum...
by squint eastwood July 30, 2008
Squint-scale is that movement you make with your hands when you're trying to weigh two (probably equally poor) options.
Usually the person using this metaphoric motion simultaneously makes a terrible squinty face that resembles straining and intense thought.
This back and forth hand gesture closely resembles that of an old fashioned scale mechanism; one which tips in the direction of the heaviest object presented on it's metal plates.
Squint-scale is often used when you're presented with a dilema where there is a clear and obvious right answer, but that other answer that your mother would smack you for choosing is sounding pretty good.
Usually the person using this metaphoric motion simultaneously makes a terrible squinty face that resembles straining and intense thought.
This back and forth hand gesture closely resembles that of an old fashioned scale mechanism; one which tips in the direction of the heaviest object presented on it's metal plates.
Squint-scale is often used when you're presented with a dilema where there is a clear and obvious right answer, but that other answer that your mother would smack you for choosing is sounding pretty good.
"I should probably spend my day off working on some of these projects, chores, and life responsibilities that haunt me everyday... But... The bar is having 2 for 1 happy hour and I wouldn't want that to go to waste" (enter squint scale)
by BelieveIt_ImHip February 18, 2015