squankam

A person who is so obnoxiously bland and boring their cool. They only speak in monotone.

Mr. Curlbut is so boring that he's an effing squankam.

by Agnus and SugaDaddy May 28, 2009

squicky

A combination of the words 'squeamish' and 'icky' a situation or state of general grossness.

ie. 'Ewwww! I feel well squicky now!'

by Retro Palace February 6, 2009

squaka

The sound of a bullet entering one's flesh (squa) and then exiting it as well (ka).

(squa+ ka= squaka)

This occurs when the gun (or shooting device) has made direct contact with the body.

When Carrie held the gun to her sister's back and pulled the trigger, a squaka was heard.

by Sammy_keys04 January 29, 2021

Caps Squawk

When a person types in all caps lock. This person might be hyper, jittery, excited etc. and feels the need to express through caps lock. You may feel as though they are screaming at you through the computer. It can be very annoying and aggravating. You may also feel the need to strangle the person behind the keyboard.

Kenny: OMG I ALMOST DIED YEZTERDAY I STUBBED MY DICK! ANYWAY WHAT ARE YOU UP TO????

Bill: stfu

Kenny: WHY!?!?!!?

Bill fucking hates when people Caps Squawk

by ChadSonZor October 20, 2009

squaker

A person on the internet on online video games who's voice clearly hasn't broken and is excruciatingly high pitched. These people are usually very obnoxious and are seen talking too much or complaining a lot when they lose. These are also usually the first to scream that someone is hacking or camping even simply because they are losing. This can only apply to children who speak through their mics complaining or arrogantly or disgustingly.

Squaker: "I was shooting you!! Why don't you die you fucking hacker!!"
Other Player: "Dude, relax it's just a game"
Squaker: "That's what I said to your mom when I fucked her last night!"

Other Player: "Kid! You're 13, so you're still a virgin and you're crying because of a game? You're just a squaker with no life, just shut up and save yourself some dignity"

by Average Gamer September 22, 2013

Squawking dragon

During intercourse when a male both ejaculates and rips ass at the same time. Truly one of the best feelings of all time although it may lead to you being single.

Dude, last night I totally pulled the elusive squawking dragon with my girlfriend. She was less than impressed.

by TheeSquawkingDragon July 19, 2011

Squeckths

A Canadian erotic term that denotes straight sex. An oversexualized portmanteau of the words "straight"and "sex". Can be used interchangeably as a noun or verb.

*Man to woman*: "I'm gonna squeckths you like you've never been squeckthsed before."

*Woman to man*: "I can't wait to have hot squeckths with you."

by Westfrey August 26, 2017