spunky

A cool and awesome person or people with lots of pizazz.

Wow Jessica and Ryan sure are a spunky couple. Their wedding was wild and awesome. They sure played some jazzy music and that reception was full of pizazz. One day I hope we can be a couple with swagger like them.

by nobodysbabymama December 17, 2012

spunky sandman

To cum on your partners eyes while they sleep. Then later when they wake up, their eyes will be crusted over.

I love to give my slutty ex-wife the spunky sandman before I leave in the morning!!

by Keith the Nomad November 12, 2008

spunkerlong

A Man who has one nut so he can fuck for a long time before he comes. this can be good and bad for the girl, she can have a hell of a lot of Orgasoms but the next day she can't even walk.

Stephen B is a spunkerlong

by Crispy6983 May 18, 2006

spunky bum

An endearing term used for a girl with a butt so attractive you could jizz all over it...

'Hey spunky bum, you're Iookin hot tonight'...

by sss1600 March 6, 2015

spunked

to waste or lose something ie money

i just spunked all my money on the fruit machines

by nb612 March 22, 2007

Yakuza-Spunky

An adjective used to describe someone or something that is radically different from everything around it.

The ginger cat was Yakuza-Spunky compared to the group of russian belly-dancers that were gathered around it.

by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009

spunked

When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.

This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.

"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."

"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."

by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009