Spunky Dildohammer

Obtain a jar of japanese mayonnaise and slather your stale hawt dawg with it. Tell your blind or visually impaired sexin' woman that you're gonna pleasure her with a dildo and butt plug. Lube up a dildo and butt plug in front of her. Stuff the butt plug in her beaver and jam your mayonnaised schlong into her mudflaps. She'll think it's the dildo, til you squirt your baby gravy in there. Then thwap your shrinking dong on her breasts. You must eat half of a Wild Berry Pop Tart during this process, and when you've finished jam the other half into her fuzzy cumdumpster.

Tom Selleck: hey babe want me to rub my moustache on you tonight?
Someone's Mom: Nah. I'm in the mood for plastic tonight.
Tom Selleck: PREPARE TO BE PULVERIZED!
(5 min. later)
Someone's mom: OMG that wasn't a dildo! That was a Spunky Dildohammer
Tom Selleck: I know.

by Murdertrainacomin September 29, 2010

spunky

synonym for "cool" or "radical", commonly confused with the word "spunk", which means cum. but spunky doesn't mean cum, it means cool.

Lil Huddy: Wow I'm finally gaining some muscle mass on my chicken legs!
Charli: How spunky!!

by Constipated plough horse April 7, 2020

Spiky boyz

Spiky Boyz is a special term used by Ork from Warhammer, it is a nickname for Chaos Space Marine. This word is invented due to the spiky look of Chaos army's weapons and armors.

Some of the ork slangs: WAGHHH, Dakka, Shoota

Shoota Boy 1: "SPIKY BOYZ ARE COMIN'! WAGHHH!"
Warboss: "Fo Shizzle My Grethins!"

by Your Neighbour October 15, 2005

spunky

A cool and awesome person or people with lots of pizazz.

Wow Jessica and Ryan sure are a spunky couple. Their wedding was wild and awesome. They sure played some jazzy music and that reception was full of pizazz. One day I hope we can be a couple with swagger like them.

by nobodysbabymama December 17, 2012

spiky club

The process in which a man shaves his ball sack several days before sexual intercourse in order to repeatedly slap a woman's genital area with short, spiky hairs during rapid vaginal penetration. This is generally done to get back at a woman for some undesirable act she has committed herself, as the short, bristly ball sack hairs resulting from just a short time of growth cause a considerable amount of pain, similarly to a cactus or spiky club hitting the woman's asshole.

I caught my girl cheating on me the other day, so I decided to give her the spiky club treatment. Several days later, I was cumming while she was crying!

by lakersrule89 April 5, 2010

spunky sandman

To cum on your partners eyes while they sleep. Then later when they wake up, their eyes will be crusted over.

I love to give my slutty ex-wife the spunky sandman before I leave in the morning!!

by Keith the Nomad November 12, 2008

Spunyun

A person on drugs with the state of mind of being in fetal position and one with the ground; arms usually tucked close or inside shirt. Due to being to overwhelmed and/or to cold. Usually cant speak. Most cases on to much molly and k.

"Awe look it's a Spunyun"
"Why is he on the floor like that?

He's Spunyun."
"Look it's a Spunyun"

by Schwifty May 5, 2016