Keith Urban Sprawl 

When a bunch of fun boys start moving out of big cities and into the suburbs. A large amount of them have the look of Keith Urban. They have some kind of fancy haircut and they're always overdressed. They like riding bikes, gardening and riding each other. If they aren't gay, they're into tall pasty white Irish women with red hair and no tits.

Rick: "I saw two men buttfucking near the community church the other day. I ain't ever seen anything like that in this small town."
Stevie: "I know man, it's that God damn Keith Urban Sprawl."

Keith Urban Sprawl by John Planet August 21, 2007

Bro-sprawl 

The act of unnecessarily taking up as much space as possible with one's body. This is often performed in public places and is done despite the seeming discomfort of the position. Usual variations include wide-spread legs, and a leaned-back, nearly reclining, posture with arms outstretched, possibly resting on nearby objects or people. This pose is most-commonly assumed by those known as "bros," who can be identified by satorial markers such as polo shirts, popped collars, pastel colors, and flip flops or other forms of boat shoes. If bro-sprawl is performed outdoors, a baseball cap and beer in a plastic cup are also likely to be involved.

"There were no seats on the train because some guy was bro-sprawling all over the place."
"Hey man, your bro-sprawl is so epic you take up at least three desks in lecture class."

Bro-sprawl by Unheimliche April 20, 2013

turban sprawl 

What you get when muslims start to move into your area and begin to demand special rights or allowances for their beliefs. Turban Sprawl causes There goes the neighborhood! amongst the other neighbors.

Wow, look at all this turban sprawl. They are installing foot-baths in the dormitory now for all the Muslim students that are enrolling.

turban sprawl by kirby3141 March 4, 2008

Speegle-sprawl 

Many material goods spread upon a broad surface area within seconds of which there is no logical connection towards the functional interfunctionality. Period.

Ski boots with dog food and old coffee grounds: "speegle-sprawl"

Speegle-sprawl by kjfudge December 2, 2010

pubic sprawl

when the pubic hair on either a man or woman spreads past the point of being covered by their undergarments.

"oh my! Did you see that girl at the beach today!! She had such a bad case of pubic sprawl!!! Her pubes were spread 3 inches past her suit, on either side!!!!!"

"Dude, I need to shave my bikini line, I have a serious problem with pubic sprawl!"

pubic sprawl by Leimana November 8, 2009

Spousal Sprawl 

This is where a husband will use up something from its rightful place and the second that the space is open, a wife will fill it with something else.. I use my last can of soup - wallah! cake mix takes its place! Where was the spot for the cake mix before? Why ...does it need to be placed where the soup is supposed to be??? This works with anything in the house.

I no longer have a place to put any of my stuff due to spousal sprawl.

Spousal Sprawl by frustrated husband December 18, 2009

urban sprawl 

A loaded term with potentially offensive connotations.

Describes a perceived unlivability in urban locations due to occurrences including but not limited to traffic, pollution, noise, crowding, crime, ethnic politics and generalized hostility - in part by foreign immigration and the tension of meshing separate cultures.

I couldn't handel the urban sprawl that was everyday life in Manhattan; I'm currently looking for land in North Dakota to escape from it all.

urban sprawl by alanibitz September 9, 2005