spongeitude

The attitude of someone who can spring back like a sponge with extremely witty comebacks, and or lolz at life. Quality of being as such..
Brave, happy, confident, and content quality of someone.

NOT spongeitude: "YOUR MOM"
Spongeitude: "What did you eat for breakfast, Bitch Flakes?"

1: Dude that guy called you a whore!"
2: I don't care, I am confident in my spongeitude.

by maimersiful January 23, 2014

SpongeBitch

Any Girl With 2 Or More Of The Following Physical Characteristics

Broad Shoulders/ Flat Chest/ No Visible Neck/ No Booty/ Trapezoid Body Profile

This SpongeBitch Really Thought She Was Gonna Fit In The Middle Of The Back Seat Knowing We Asked Her To Ride Shotgun????

by PAPI SANCHO July 3, 2019

Spongebag

what you feel like when your girlfriend decides to leave you for two months and you no longer have anyone to watch the iconic television show SpongeBob SquarePants with.

Girlfriend: “Baby I wanna drink tea and watch spongebob and let you play with my hair rn.”
You: “I know baby, I’m feeling like a real Spongebag rn.”

by TeaSpillingSpongebag July 22, 2019

Spongebabies

Ask the dumb boy who made it

Still they are right idiots

We are faves

Spongebabies are good

by Sonnysbagel November 17, 2019

Spongebrat

One sexy motherfucker

This Spongebrat right here

by SusMF February 17, 2021

Spongeisim

A religion where it’s followers worship lord spongeboy

Spongeisim is the best religion

by JitJitJitJitJitJit August 19, 2021

spongel

A really insulting term, a combination of derogatory "spastic" and "mongel".

You're a fuckin' spongel!

by scotsman November 8, 2006