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chin splints

Similar to shin splints, a chin splint is any injury of the chin, jaw, mouth, or tongue that has been suffered as a result of performing fellatio or cunnilingus.
"Babe, I can't go down on you tonight, I'm suffering hella chin splints."
by TSayvs June 11, 2013
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spline

A combination organ between the spine and the spleen. One which doesn't exist, but you should ask the stoner people how it's doing anyways.
Hey Maya, how's your spline doing? What? Not to well? Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
by Stev-ky March 8, 2005
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shin splints

a lame excuse for being late to an important date
nick: "hey sorry im late i had to walk like five miles here with shin splints. im so exhausted and i hurt so bad!"

grace: "i dont care"
by lenamisery November 9, 2009
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Spineshank

Person 1: Hey, what are you listening to?
Person 2: Spineshank
by Bidet 2005 December 22, 2021
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book spines

Used in literary circles, it's a slang term for bullshit.
Saxons, wood nymphs and berserkers roaming the woods in Modern day Pennsylvania is just a lot of book spines.
by sepaman October 9, 2013
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shin splints

the worst pain underneath your knee and in the ass. caused by overuse to the calf muscles. if you have shin splints don’t act like they’re not there and keep doing stuff or they will never go away. so like good luck
person #1: wth i have shin splints

person #2: i still have mine from track 2 years ago
by your_frikin’_fave September 19, 2019
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spline

to partake in anal sex without lubrication. derived from the material used to install screens, which must be forced into place using a spliner.
Patrick didnt have any lube handy, so he had to spline her untill she bled.
by USF Rob April 10, 2006
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